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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 83 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Here's the thing. You said a "The Thing is an Avenger."

Was he a member of New Avengers during the Bendis run? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a nerd who reads comics, I am telling you, specifically, among comic book nerds, no one calls the Thing an Avenger. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "Avengers" you're referring to the many affiliated superhero teams, which includes teams from West Coast Avengers to Great Lakes Avengers to Young Avengers.

So your reasoning for calling the Thing an Avenger because he was a part an Avengers team on some occasions? Let's get Punisher and Squirrel Girl in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or a mutant? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. Wolverine is an Avenger and a member of the X-Men. But that's not what you said. You said the Thing is an Avenger, which is not true unless you're okay with calling practivally all Marvel superheroes Avengers, which means you'd call Adam Warlock, Dr. Strange, and other heroes Avengers, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

She puts her finger in his butt like any normal couple

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But any sudden movement could crush her finger.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

You made me remember about this couple I know. He was going on down there, apparently good enough for her to suddenly close her legs hard enough catching his ear piercing in a bad way and ripping it out. Granting an ER visit.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

She always looked good in orange

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is that Natasha Lyonne? I bet if anybody could make it work it would be her. <3

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

She absolutely would

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

I bet she's double clicked his mouse before

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I bet he jizzes fish tank gravel.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you, thats exactly what I was going for.

[–] Outwit1294 23 points 3 weeks ago

No need for Viagra

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?

Mallrats

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Listen: you might think about getting your friend some help. He's way too preoccupied with superheroes' reproductive organs."

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Going by most of her characters I'd say she'd tell you

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Just hand and mouth stuff most of the time and a diddy-sized barrel of lube after sanding down the unit for special occasions

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

With an angle grinder like Hellboy on his horns?

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Same reason Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby works. Charm.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

And modern lube technology.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm perfectly comfortable not knowing.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Does it need to? It's a film adaptation of a comic.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, just the 34th rule of the Internet

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Those rules are more like guidelines

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

It's been mentioned there is porn of it (if you want to find it). 34 isn't a guideline It's a statements.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

It's a descriptive rule, not a proscriptive rule. It's telling you how it is, not what to do. That shit already exists

[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Speaking as a furry, trust me when I say people are gonna draw anything from any franchise sexually.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's none of our business

[–] SkyHeart@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They gave The Thing eyebrows!?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

he already had them. this is the most accurate depiction of the original drawings by Kirby:

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

So I don't really know a lot about comic books, or the Fantastic Four in general. Did they really make Susan Storm a member of the hero team, and then promptly reverse that to make her a damsel in distress?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

i don't know about this particular story line but Susan Storm has been a lot of things throughout the years, including a secret villain. afaik, she is (at least generally speaking) the underappreciated mom figure that keeps the team together. definitely not a weak character though.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Makes total sense if you know her style and humor.