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[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 204 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This triggers a memory!

Once when I was a kid, I went with a friend to McDonalds while they were doing some Disney promotion or another. We got the "girl or boy toy with your happy meal?" question. We were both girls so we automatically answered "girl toy." After eating we looked and saw that we both had Jasmine from Aladdin, and if we had said "one of each please" we would have had both Aladdin and Jasmine, which would have been a lot more fun to play with while we waited for our parents to wrap up whatever they were doing. So we decided that next time we would ask for one of each. Well the next time was toward the end of the promotion and all they had left were the girl toys, meaning we ended up with four Jasmine figurines.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can feel the lingering pain you still carry about having these 4 useless Jasmine and not a single Aladdin when reading this.

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[–] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 130 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Some will see this and think this is a sign of progress, that we are transitioning into a society where your genitals don't determine what toys you get to play with. Others will look at this and think the world is slipping in anarchy and moral decay.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There was moral outrage when faster, cheaper printing presses were invented because they were worried people wouldn't learn or memorize anything anymore if they could just write it down & it made literacy accessible to the common person.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago

I'm glad I wasn't sober when someone incidentally compared happy meal toys to the invention of movable type.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The third group of us secretly want both toys

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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

neither of them are boys. One is a doll the other is a toy car.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Would you like the Fashion Police Annihilator Pistol or the Commando Laser Hairbrush?

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

So... give them a Ken? Lol

[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This actually happened to me when I worked at McDonald's. Guy wanted a toy for boys. I listed all the stuff we had and asked to pick. None of the toys were really gendered at all. He kept insisting that I should just pick a toy for boys.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes sir. A toy for boys. Are we speaking of a genderfluid boy maybe or an honest god-fearing, completely heteronormative boy - no shame in that, sir, it's not your fault.

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[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 144 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I used to fuck around like this all the time when I worked a fast food drive thru

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 86 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Same. Same in call centres too. Did some fun stuff like getting colleagues to say a word you have to work into the next call like “spoon” which is easy with a little “good afterspoon”. Or doing dumb shit like pretending we had Tourette’s.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Damn that's hilarious- I wish I knew about that game when I worked at a call center!

My favorite when I worked drive thru was pretending to be a robot/prerecorded message. I'd put on my announcer voice- like Stamets level shit- to greet them, and then say "to place an order, press 1" but there was no keypad, so they would just say "uh...one?" And then I'd be like "para español, marque dos"

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 17 points 1 week ago

that's fuckin hilarious!

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[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 28 points 1 week ago

I always cheated at that one and pretended someone had asked me a question next to me. Or that I had misheard them.

"Oh yeah you can have my spoon sorry about that it's crazy here anyway..."

Or "I'm sorry WHAT about a dragonfly?"

My favorite was finding new ways to accuse chiropractors of fraud.

"Oh yeah it looks like you had the wrong diagnosis code in there, see this is for kidney failure. Haha I know you're just a chiropractor and you're not trying to treat the kidneys DOCTOR." Really lay it on thick with the doctor, because if the chiropractor is calling himself he's almost guaranteed to be one of the pricks that insists he's a real doctor and not a street magician with a degree.

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