When you see this, you should be thinking "look what they fucking took from us."
Once upon a time, those lanes all ran. The CEO's megayacht is the reason you have to stand in line or check out yourself.
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When you see this, you should be thinking "look what they fucking took from us."
Once upon a time, those lanes all ran. The CEO's megayacht is the reason you have to stand in line or check out yourself.
This has been Target and Walmart for the last 30 or 40 years. They build them with 30 lanes with the idea of Xmas rush but then only have one or two lanes open no matter how many customers are waiting.
This was a problem long before self checkout or higher minimum wages or any of that.
Hell, 20 years ago when I worked at Walmart we usually had about half the registers open most days. More when we were expecting a crowd. There was a fair amount of downtime, but not an excessive amount.
or check out yourself
Thanks CEO's megayacht. I'll always pick self checkout over forced human interaction.
At my place a few remaining workers of normal checkout posts frequently run to self-checkout kiosks whenever they encounter random errors or booze (ID requirement), while the lines of customers form and grow on every side. They don't get paid more for doing extra, their further empoyment is at risk, and their work day is full of complaints on how sloppy both they are and how wacky that tech is. Somehow, yet to surprise of no one, the idea that could get rid of unnecessary discomfort ended up salting the wound.
It's almost like the driving force behind such innovations has rabies.
Have you tried our self checkout. We make you work for us so we don't have to hire more employees and you pay the exact same price.
the walmart here must be experiencing a high rate self-checkout 'discounts'. they've added more 'watchers' who are actually watching everything. enough extra bodies now that they could just staff the regular registers, and with less waiting in line for the customer.
They won't staff them until they consistently have longer queues and see a risk.
Only way to get more checkouts is favour shops with staff and shorter queues that are staffed.
Meh, self-checkout is blessing. I don't have to stand in a irritated line of idiots, don't have to deal with overworked and really doing their best impression of not suffering clerk at the checkout and all that taking like what, three times as long as self-checkout?
Ya all really are masochists just so some tortured soul would smile at ya and pretend shit's fine.
Edit: Folks repeat some points, so I am gonna respond in edit - sorry folk ;-; - but overall I need to check my privilige. THE FUCK YOU MEAN CAMERA. THE FUCK YOU MEAN AI. I live in Europe and we got a scale, a barcode scanner and one person watching 4-8 self-checkouts. Line moves blazingly fast, you scan your shit, you maybe get bothered by machine for a sec if you have loyalty card and that's it, pack your shit, pay, and go. Oh, some shops even have barcode scanner at exit - some of these catch my barcode before I position it fully. I...feel even more sorry for you, Americans ;-;
Self checkout is a blessing when you have, like, six items in your cart. Any more than that, and it's a punishment. Have you ever tried to be fast with those torture kiosks? They've added cameras and shitty AI so that they complain if you're holding the next item in hand while putting the first item in your bag. It forces you to pick something up, scan it, put it in the bag, wait for the scale to register it, and only then pick up the next item - and heaven help you if you have a second person helping you. Having worked at grocery stores in the distant past, it's agony.
The actual checkers can scan an item with one hand while picking up the next item, passing each item to the bagger behind them in a steady stream without having to wait for anything. It's not quite an order of magnitude faster, but it's close. The only reason self-checkout is 'faster' is because one cashier can watch six kiosks at a time, and payment takes the same amount of time no matter how many items you have.
A good cashier/bagger is much faster than self-checkout. If I only have like 10 items or something, I use self-checkout, otherwise I go to the cashier. Granted, I rarely get a fast cashier/bagger anymore; makes think the company does that on purpose.
yes, but some of us got social anxiety and would much rather not have to interact with people when shopping.
And still, you can ignore the person, swipe card and you keep someone in a job.
Staff don't always want to talk, but they still would like a job.
If we stay in our comfort zone, our comfort zone shrinks smaller.
I work retail too and I hate having to interact with people just the same. i ain't opposed to having an employee ring me up cause some store don't have self checkout. but I like having the option provided to me
also anxiety is wayyyy more than just comfort zones
Do you feel the same way about getting the stuff off the shelves yourself?
I've stopped using the self-check out all together. My grocery store has clearly been trying to do more with less. So I want the bean counter to see people using normal check outs so they're more inclined to hire more people. It's sold to customers as "a convenience" when really it's just having 1 person watch 4-12 self-checkouts instead of hiring more people and having 3 or 4 lanes open.
Also, self check outs are prone to failure, and if multiple fail at a time there's usually a single person having to manage all of them.
My personal belief, if you can't carry the items in your hands, then you have too much stuff. I find it very inconsiderate people who roll up with full carts. I don't care you're reason, but especially if you're like "I have social anxiety", buddy everyone is glaring at you. You couldn't have more eyes on you and more people pissed off at you. And then if there's any error, even more people are looking at you and you're still going to have to deal with someone.
A well trained person will get you through the check-out much faster. I've also had cashier's double check items to ensure they're good (like eggs), or apply coupons for you, or in rare instances I've had something fail to scan so they do an over-ride and set whatever it was to $1 because they just don't care.
Yes, I did. It's faster. It's the only way I shop since it's been introduced.
This is the Target in Hixon, TN everytime i go there. I've stood in a 20 frustrated person long self-checkout line with at least a dozen regular checkouts collecting dust and not a soul with a red vest in sight. One poor lady helping 5 or so self cheout kiosks. The Starbucks at the entrance has more people behind the counter. And they still wonder why they're failing spectacularly.
"Obviously it's the checkout supervisor's fault, they're too expensive. Minimum wage for 8 hours with 4 hours unpaid overtime?! How do you expect a corporation to lose that much money to their employees and still fulfill their responsibilities of producing record revenue for their shareholders. Obviously the answer is to let go of the checkout supervisor's at our stores and contract out one checkout supervisor to five stores and have them rotate between them in their own vehicle. It's not like they really do anything anyway, they're just their to make the consumer feel better."
Said a CEO to his board.
First time I've seen my little corner of the world mentioned here. The Hixson Target is still wayy better than the Gunbarrel one. I'm convinced that Target is single-handedly keeping the company afloat.
The reason to have several more checkouts is for holiday rushes. Under normal day to day operations they don't use them all.
they could use them all. but they allow self checkout to have a line. it’s ok though, the self checkout discounts usually help offset.
the self checkout discounts
Thee what now? You must live in some magical non-Capitalist hellhole if you're actually getting a discount for ringing yourself up!
They’re referring to what the legal system defines as “theft”
theft. i’m speaking of theft.
Shit, I can't believe I whooshed that!
(To be fair, my local supermarket has scales and cameras to prevent most shenanigans... so I have to sneakily pocket small but expensive items while still walking around the store!)
that's true now but that isn't how it used to be before the self checkouts came. It was not unusual to enter a grocery or big box or general goods store and see every single checkout lane staffed by humans during daylight hours. You could almost always go right to a waiting checker or get in the shortest line and be next in line. The grocery stores operated like this for many decades!
Just go to the self checkout. It's so much easier to steal from
Honestly, stealing from the manned checkouts is easier. I just tell them "This bag is from another store" and while that's true, I bought the bag from aldi, the contents are all from here. And they don't get paid enough to even look up or deviate from their programming.
Does your local grocery not have the AI cameras set to over-react mode where it flags things that get scanned and put into the bagging area too quickly? Or when you scan a heavy item and put it under the cart since it would never fit in a bag anyway?
If not, it's something you can look forward to soon!
Yes,
Multiple self-checkout kiosks
But
Less than half are working for some reason, and the ones that are working are all full because everyone is waiting on the one employee to come by and clear the screen because the machine detected a weight discrepancy, or an item was accidentally scanned twice, or they tried to use a coupon, or any of the seemingly 1000 different ways to cause the machine to freeze up and force you to interact with the one employee in the area.
How’d you get a picture of my local grocery store?
For real though, one of those cashiers would be on the self checkout helping 50 people at once and the cashier who has to actually scan stuff has 5 people in their line but all of them have enough food and goods for an army.
I always go to the cashier.
I hate self checkout.
The payment flow is always way too confusing, I hate scanning and bagging…
Please keep the cashiers.
same. The local self checkouts are a sensory nightmare for me. There's blinking lights I can't avoid, a camera+screen I can't ignore... I just can't deal with it.
local home depot only has self checkout. I don't go there any more.
My supermarket is the opposite. The registers have a few people with like 2 items, and old grampa with 4 weeks worth of groceries is learning how to use the self checkout, and talking back to it when it says there's an unexpected item on the scale.
Sorry I’m with grandpa on this. Fuck your unexpected item in bagging area.
My old bank branch had thirteen teller stations and two tellers since at least 2018.
My Bank does Apple shop style now. Get there, to the techbro with the glasses and tablet, "ah, please wait a bit, person X for problem Y is availlable in half a hour", wait, tell them the same thing again.
Just in case you're wondering, they actually do man all those checkouts during superbowl weekend
I'm just pissed my grocery store got rid of self checkout
One line has 8 people waiting with a bunch of groceries each but the line is moving steadily
The other line has only two people .... a little old lady at the cashier is holding up the line because she wants to process three out of date coupons, a return item with a label that said it was past its best before date, and a loaf of bread that 'doesn't look right'.