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[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I was hoping translation would clear up the picture, but no such luck…

[–] e0qdk@kbin.social 49 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

電気あんま

pressing one's foot on the genitals of a supine person while pulling on their feet (usu. as a prank); electric massage​

-- https://jisho.org/word/%E9%9B%BB%E6%B0%97%E3%81%82%E3%82%93%E3%81%BE

復活

  1. revival (of an old system, custom, fashion, etc.); restoration; return; comeback​
  2. resurrection; rebirth​

-- https://jisho.org/word/%E5%BE%A9%E6%B4%BB

Still WTF, but at least the label matches the picture...

Edit: the lower left probably says something about black pepper and salt (ブラックペッパー&ソルト) -- I can't tell what the rest of the characters are though through the JPG compression. Probably (\ included) for the parenthesis bit?

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, I should’ve looked up “electric massage” on urban dictionary after the translation.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

Like the Japanese version of the North American “Gas Pedal”?

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[–] loomi@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This sort of helps explains a bit more… leading to a whole bunch of other questions

https://www.japanesewithanime.com/2021/04/denki-anma.html?m=1

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Fuckin Japan, every answer is just 5 new questions.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As someone who is currently learning japanese

Google translate doesn't translate stuff well

https://youtu.be/4J4id5jnEo8?si=V_B0pb2s4Qw1zn2a

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[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's the collaboration edition with the cartoon character タイツくん (Mr. Tights), and there are many more goods like this on their website.

Specifically on this package. At the top there are タイツくん (Mr. Tights) and 大人のドリトス (Doritos for adults, which I should note doesn't mean it's adult-restricted, they just put that to many food and drink to mean those can be enjoyed by adults).

In the main image, we have 電気アンマ復活, revival by an electronic massager, which is a mischief game played by one person holding the other person's legs, stepping on their genitals, and turning around the feet, mimicking an electronic massager, as is shown by the characters.

In the bottom left, it says ブラックペッパーとソルト味, black pepper and salt flavor. In the bracket, 竹炭入り, added bamboo charcoal, which is also quite common in Japanese snacks, because people think it's healthy.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago

Japan is so cool. I wish it was real

[–] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago
[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, everyone's favorite Dorito flavor, Dick Kicker.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, this one is "ball crusher".

[–] madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

During this time of year it's called "nut cracker".

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Answered their own question; they're Doritos of the fucking kind. You know, for the act of coitus. Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

[–] plasticcheese@lemmy.one 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was talking about my rug...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

They peed on your rug, dude!

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I do appreciate my likeness being used for advertising.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You're the one getting his balls stepped on, right?

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Oh yes daddy 🥴

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When it comes to CBT, I'm more of a verse.

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[–] mangosloth@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

If anyone is actually curious they're just salt&black pepper, with kinda black carbon to make the chips look black

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Goth doritos

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's not the part that I was curious about

[–] mangosloth@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Hey I do what I can

[–] kindenough@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Frito been watching 'Ow my balls!' again?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He interrupted me while I was baitin'!

[–] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

To what exactly are you objectifying?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Oddly enough that looks like Hank Hill kicking Bobby Hill in the nuts which is also made by Mike judge.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Japanese commercials and Japanese porn and Japanese product packaging are quite a juxtaposition with the extreme decorum of Japanese society.

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 9 points 10 months ago
[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ngl, it somehow captured the spirit of Doritos quite nicely IMHO.:-)

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is what it's like to chew Doritos

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

Why does this entice me so, to say this?:

In mudder Russia, Doritos eat you!

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Especially vertically.

[–] graymess@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Visited Japan recently and was surprised at the lack of fucked up chip flavors. Sure, they were somewhat different, but still clearly chip-appropriate food flavors. My friend there tells me stuff like this tends to be sold at very limited times and also varies by region. So weird flavors are more like rare special editions than the norm.

[–] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I fucken wish we had sick packages like this! Shopping would be so much fun!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

until our Western society has evolved to such levels of fun, here's this in the meantime.

[–] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That is just amazing!

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is sugoidesu. Which translates to "Amazing."

I can't say I find it amazing. I don't wanna eat step-on-balls flavored Doritos!

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

From my learning of Japanese it basically translates to

"It's amazing"

「すごい」 is also contextual and can mean amazing and ~~bad or horrible~~ terrible or dreadful depending on context from what I have learned

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[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

Gas pedal flavour

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Looks like standard fucking doritos to me.

[–] DeskP1loti@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

that's a solid lion tamer

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

electric massager revival?

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

The good kind.

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

The best kind apparently

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