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[–] Nerrad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this the guy with a podcast who interviewed Trump?

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems to me this man needs psychatric care. Too bad he lives in a country that will just continually throw him in jail rather than try to actually fix anyrhing.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some people are just deviants, not poor victims of mental health crisis. Some dudes are just creeps

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago

Idunno, sniffing butts in public? I mean, surely there's not even any actual smell to pick up on lol. If I saw some guy running up to ladies in the Walgreens and smelling their asses, like an actual dog, that would 100% register as mental illness to me. Not to mention doing it again while on parole at the very least shows some sort of seriously impaired self-control. I mean, it's not impossible that he's just really pervy and stupid, but idunno.... And regardless, it's a shame that the system won't even attempt to find out

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Crowder? Like Steven Crowder? You're telling me Steven Crowder sniffs butts in public? That's an interesting fact to hear that Steven Crowder sniffs butts in public and he even got arrested for it. I wonder how many more times I have to write about Steven Crowder's disgusting butt sniffing habit for it to get google indexed.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Lots of people are saying so.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

A few more times in multiple places to be sure.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago

I don’t understand humans. Everybody says they wish they could find a partner as loyal as their dog.

…but then you sniff one butt and you get the newspaper.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

"The poop radar"

Fixed that title.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That website is cancer

I found out about this guy from the Last podcast on the left side stories

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

That's where they got the inspiration for Shrek's ears.

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 1 week ago

Just another foot fetish-ish