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[-] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 65 points 7 months ago

Working from home and Internet goes out for an entire 5 minutes at 9:00am: Oh well, better luck getting things done tomorrow then. Goes back to sleep for the day

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Must be nice, I have to clock out if my Internet goes out at home.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 7 months ago

Just get a salaried job, where you can still get paid while not working, in exchange for working 70 hour weeks (30 hours for free) when an impossible deadline is set.

[-] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Ahhh, fun at my job if you miss a certain number of days you get temporarily moved to hourly till the end of year

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 7 months ago

Can this be gamed for massive overtime?

Also, that sucks and seems borderline illegal. Obviously, that depends on your local laws and socioeconomic status.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I would have gamed it at my last web dev job. Take a nice 3-4 week vacation before a Big Crunch and then get hourly and overtime when it counts.

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

in exchange for working 70 hour weeks (30 hours for free) when an impossible deadline is set which is the normal state.

FTFY

[-] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Eh, I'm salaried, so there are opposite days, where I'm working well past 9pm on a weekday. There are also days where I have to work regardless of my home's power/Internet status. If I lose those on one of those days, my office is going mobile for the day, yay!

EDIT: I'll also add that I one of the lucky few that has a boss that measures my performance in productivity instead of hours behind a desk. It's a beautiful thing to experience.

[-] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 36 points 7 months ago

The trouble is that my workload doesn't decrease with an amount equivalent to the outage time. I still have the same tasks to accomplish, so if the network is down for half a day, it just means I have half a day less to get my work done and meet my deadlines.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago

Yeah basically this. It's not half a day off, it's a half a day work that needs to be done later anyways

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Even better if you work remotely and their network goes down. Because yours works just fine and you can just browse Lemmy while they fix it.

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

Damn I wouldn't even dare using office WiFi for personal stuff. Would be fine but maybe I am just paranoid.

[-] Chobbes@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I wouldn’t do it. Not worth the risk.

[-] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

As someone who works in the edge networking side of things you are not being paranoid. Logging all web activity is extremely common. Some industries require it even if the powers that be in the company don't want it, and it might surprise you on which verticals require it (education providers are a good example).

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[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

"VPN issues" has saved me from so many pointless meetings...

[-] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 4 points 7 months ago

Those are the only remote work days when I can break out Steam or Netflix during business hours.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 30 points 7 months ago

Unless you work in a data center.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 21 points 7 months ago

Working in a hospital; power and/or network outages usually just translate into more work for me

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 5 points 7 months ago

Oh god where do have hospitals regular power outages?

[-] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Cape Town, South Africa.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 7 months ago

Not "regular outages" where I've worked, but natural disasters and such can happen. Back-up generators run things, but ya still gotta make sure your equipment is plugged into the "generator supplied" outlets.

But now the employees don't have AC and such. And than the networks are down, so you have to paper-chart everything and the orders get slowed up and... it's a whole thing. Not the end of the world if you know what you're doing, but it can be dangerous if people don't pay attention. It just makes it a bit more stressful to do your job well

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Most likely their backup generators only power the absolutely critical equipment and everything else still goes down when the power goes off.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago

Normally, there are plugs labeled for critical equipment (as in, they're connected to the generators even if the power goes out). But yeah, everything non-essential is kinda down.

You still absolutely need to go check your equipment during a power outage, and make sure your "critical" stuff is plugged into the "generator outlets". There's battery power on (pretty much) all critical equipment, so you have a buffer.

I personally don't rely on batteries being my backup, and keep my critical stuff plugged into the labeled outlets... but you still gotta check; and deal with power being out for everything else

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[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

When I was in the office absolutely, now at home if my power and internet are out I can’t even watch tv.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 7 points 7 months ago

I always have a book on my desk. Gotta be prepared

[-] brenticus@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Also handy for taking regular breaks, staying occupied in meetings you don't need to be in, waiting for your computer to run updates for IT, and giving up at 2pm but not wanting to obviously stop responding to messages!

[-] littlecolt@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Or just sit and relax. I feel like people have lost this during my lifetime. Ive never lost the ability to just take a deep breath, lean back, and enjoy some quiet. I mean, if I was WANTING to watch a movie or something, there would be disappointment, but if the reason I can't is beyond my control, it's a waste of time to dwell on it and be upset. Right?

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

Gotta maximize your downtime. It's in too short a supply as it is

[-] Gigan@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

At least you can do something on your phone

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

As soon as I hit submit on this comment I realized I was holding a tv in my hand that connects to the internet.

[-] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

Our little magical glass rectangles

[-] technicalogical@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

At the office they paid, at home I only get an hour before they stop paying and expect me to make up the time later.

[-] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 7 months ago

There was a time where the company I worked at got hacked and the company VPN was down. It was a glorious 3 days of free PTO and probably the only time I was thankful for being salaried.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Power outage hell yeah.

Internet issues hell no.

Our credit card systems run on internet and customers get real pissy when they have to use cash

[-] woodenskewer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Power outage

Please don't let this phrase littered around before I go into work. I now have bad ju-ju.

With love,

A controls tech

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I do a lot with org-wide data, so yeah. Fucking pisses me off.

I won't go into details, but me, a colleague, a mobile hotspot, and a friend kayaking 4L of wine in through flood waters to the balcony we were stuck on. Saved some lives getting medical records out to hospitals and got pay to just under 20K people, all be it a couple days late. Hey, we were knackered and the wine came on day 3 once we were done.

Redundancies for when power and internet issues occur, kids. Saves lives. Got my own shit going on during natural disasters. Don't really feel like botching infrastructure because HQ is under and no one planned for it.

[-] littlecolt@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Me, who works for an ISP repair department having to explain to a panicking customer, in a nice way, that they are not special because they work from home and the technician that isn't available until tomorrow is what they're going to have to deal with until such a time as technicians drive fucking ambulances and their shitty job that will apparently fire them at the drop of a hat has no tolerance for technical issues pulls the stick out of their ass. Or maybe demand the boss pay for a dedicated business line for working from home if they are so worried about it.

I theorize a good percentage of the truly panicked "I WORK FROM HOME, I WILL LOSE MY JOB" people regularly unplug their modems when they want an extra break and now that it's actually broken, they're at the limit of what the boss will put up with.

[-] A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

If this happens to me, I have to keep working. Except now, I have to write all of my transactions, tailoring slips, wedding group information, EVERYTHING by hand. It's kinda a nightmare tbh.

[-] UserNotFound@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

If this happen to me, I'm the who will round around hall and get machines ready for production

[-] MidRomney@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago
[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

They will run in circles in the hall, while getting products out of the machines

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Hr. Hall is the guy who produces machines and you have to run around him to start the process.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

Its only good if you are the bottom employee flipping burgers. The people who actually run the company have a heart attack

[-] Sprokes@jlai.lu 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Employees flipping burgers, wouldn't they be sent home without pay? I am asking for the US.

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[-] Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

Inaccurate. They're actually spending their time complaining to IT about how their totally non-critical work is business critical and they can't do it, while IT are trying to restore actually critical services first

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Then there's the people having to figure out how to restore the power and Internet...

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

Sure would be a shame if it took them a little while to figure it out and they needed a break to think it over...

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Any time the power goes out some person needs to say “Wooooah” with mild alarm.

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