...wait?

Guys, it's like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.

I like to wave and blow a kiss to the security camera just in case someone is looking at it so they know I appreciate them

Fart.

Transform back to my original form, it's tiring to keep this human appearance.

I resist the urge to press any button.

Blue Steel in the mirror.

Check my appearance in the mirror.

I reenact that scene from Captain America

Karate? No.

I do let my imagination play out an action/fight scene that will occur when the elevator "dings" and the doors open. Often with an action based song playing in my head.

I watch too many movies.

Getting my phone out of pocket and continue reading that great finction.

I just pull out my phone and look at re... er, lemmy

I look around for cameras and if I find one, I stare at it for the whole ride. No one really watches those things unless something is being investigated so on the rare chance someone sees it, I’ll just be an oddity in a much more interesting tale.

Usually I just take the stairs though. I hate surveillance.

I stand real close to the doors and agitate until I'm allowed out

I ask the question, "Why do we exist?"

I like to take a step in, press my floor button and not turn around. Facing the back of the elevator even if someone else gets on.

I think about why I didn't went by the stairs again and again (I like stairs, that's my sport of the day)

practice your karate

*kzzzt* Could you please stop jumping around in the elevator, you're triggering the gravity sensors and causing alarms. Thank you. *kzzzt*

I stare at myself in the mirrored surface. I presume there are cameras, so I don't weird out in there 😬

Blue Steel in the mirror.

Nervously stare at my cellphone signal while I play out an entire scenario of being stuck in the elevator by myself for hours.

if no one is entering the empty elevator when I exit, I mash all the buttons.

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

I... exist

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.