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A well-balanced rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by vale@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] Laser@feddit.de 63 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably better than what some people actually eat

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If I buy a jar of pickles I eat a jar of pickles

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pickle juice enemas are my favourite.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does this give you all the pickle goodness without the sodium?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Vinegar feels all tingly on the mucus membranes.

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I'll trust Satan's maggotty cum fart on my choice of enema.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 5 points 10 months ago

I was eating pickles and box wine one night until I puked up pink relish

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Plate of olives and a liter of beer used to be my go-to after work wind down snack.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How is it, being a destitute Roman senator?

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

It's okay you know we all have our burdens.

[–] pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io 8 points 10 months ago

It takes a lot of shelf space for enough mugs to have a Maß every night.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 10 months ago

All I see is a bowl of violent watery shits.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

FIVE CANS?!?!

You did this a month ago. And when I brought you the olives, you acted like you hated them!

[–] feedmecontent@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

its only my style to be Secret please bring me five can of olives

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

I AM NOT JEFFERY, I AM TAKASHI. I AM TEENAGE BOY IN TOKYO

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Tokyo is a machine that runs on blood

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Is life hard everywhere? Is everyone alone?

— All the time. Would you like me to come over, Jeffrey?

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I will absolutely eat a whole can of olives and not regret it a bit.

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Never regretted that and don't understand the meme.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

there will never be a day in my life where i regret eating olives. they could be poisoned for all i care

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I ate half a jar of stuffed olives once and almost shat myself.

[–] colorlessness@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Should’ve gone all the way

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 11 points 10 months ago

This doesn't sound bad lol

Sliced onions, feta cheese, olives, and a bunch of ~~liquid gold~~ extra virgin olive oil. Man now I want some...

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

whenever i see a jar of olives i'll eat 60 minimum

[–] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

sigh Alexa, add 12 jars of stuffed olives to the grocery list...

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Y'all are sleeping on a bag of grapes.

[–] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Too much a sugar man

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Baby carrots beats all

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You people aren’t getting enough vegetables if eating a lot of them ruins you.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

It's the salt brine that will clear you out, not the olives.

[–] timelighter@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Olive olives

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Olive this.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Another whelk, Sean?