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I need an orc boyfriend (lemmy.world)
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[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 69 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

[-] solarvector@lemmy.zip 37 points 6 months ago

Why would dwarves have no ass?

[-] quams69@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

Flat ass hank hill mfers

[-] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

brb starting a texas-core dwarf worldbuilding project.

propane and propane accessories brothers!

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Starting yet another world building project huh?

So that means you finished your previous world building projects right? Right?

[-] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

👀💧

[-] ouRKaoS 1 points 6 months ago

Just like I finish a video game before buying a new one...

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

We're here! No rear!

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I kind of picture them being short and thicc, but I admittedly don't consume much media featuring dwarves, so maybe my headcanon is wrong.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Yeah, when I think dwarf, I think short, stocky, with the men leaning heavily towards muscular bear bodies, and women generally being shortstacks.

No ass? My ass!

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 months ago

right? an important part of the dwarven mating ritual is having a pronounced ass cleavage when you bend over to work on some machinery

[-] Xariphon@kbin.social 22 points 6 months ago

When you need an ass that don't quit, you gotta get you a halfling girl.

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

Also famous for both love of things that grow and good, tilled earth

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Add stoned off her ass and you’ve described my girlfriend, height included lol

[-] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

Congrats on bagging a baddie

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Thanks, I coast very hard on the fact that short chicks are into tall chicks

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

My knowledge of rule34 and anime is definitely at odds with all of this lol.

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"What does 'goblin mode' mean?"

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Im going to start telling people my gender is goblin, thanks for the info

this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2023
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