Short answer: Fuck them
Long answer: Too bad they're important for our ecosystem. But still, fuck them
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Short answer: Fuck them
Long answer: Too bad they're important for our ecosystem. But still, fuck them
I'd advice against that.
great for a healthy ecosystem
but keep the hell away from them
They're cool af. Look at those colours! And the ergonomics.
I leave water bowls for them during summer.
They're not exactly friendly but when you observe them enough you can judge if you're annoying them and should gtfo. Most of the time they just mind their own business.
That's pretty dope.
I just think many humans don't grasp the concept that we can also piss something else off and should gtfo out of their area.
Especially since we make more and more parts of this planet our areas.
White, Anglo Saxon protestants are fine. I usually try to associate with atheists, agnostics, or the generally unchurched, but you do you, right?
Always good to have diversity after all, and WASPs are part of that diversity! (Wait until they learn that, theyβll lose their minds!)
Proof that god doesn't exist. Proof that if I'm wrong and god does exist, he's a fucking asshole not worthy of any worship.
Yellowjackets are annoying, but I got a colony of 5-banded Wasps that conglomerate on my trees every late summer- hundreds of males just hanging out, showing off their sweet bods while the ladies fly by perusing selections for mating. They're chill AF and not a pain.
But I mean, there are over a hundred thousand wasp species, and Yellowjackets are what most people think of when you say "wasp", but as annoying as they are, don't let them color your opinions on the otherd
I hate them. I fucking hate them.
I don't much care for them. They build their nests on my home, and they sting.
They are good, but get the fuck out of my face!
The world is better off without them.
I would love them if they had a concept of personal space, or a survival instinct that told them not to get up in someone biggers face.
As I've aged, I've lost the ability to hear them too, so now they love to sneak up on me.
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It depends on whether were talking about Wasps the insects or WASPs the acronym.
Either way not a fan, but I guess the insects are alright as long as they're not in my house.
fuck em all
wasps > mosquitos
Wasps. Been around for a very long time. Important pollinator and pest control. So many different types of them all over from tiny ones to f-ing huge.
But why do you want to annoy me when Iβm just trying to eat my picnic!! Just leave me alone!!! Fun fact bees are vegetarian wasps.
I like them! They've got a great style and they're perfectly chill when people aren't trying to swat them. I always let them land on my hand so I can look at them.
You can shoo them away from food a few times and they'll generally just go elsewhere.
Since I was stung three times out of nowhere, one time just by sitting around, not moving at all: Nope, the moment they try landing on me I freak out.
Your approach is definitely a popular one, although I don't advise it.
I wouldn't call freaking out an approach unless you answered the wrong OP
I've got a bunch of red wasps around my house, and they're assholes. They're okay most of the time, unless you get too close. Every so often, though, they will be aggressive as hell, attacking you if you're within maybe 20 feet.
If they get near me? Death to them.
Otherwise? Go enjoy that environment bro
I'm fine with them until they start building their home on my home. You will die a breathless death with my spray if you build on my house.
Pricks.
They get an unfairly bad rap because some of them have the audacity to threaten humans right back. They're actually damn important species for all kinds of ecosystem processes that support other species less offensive to our sanitised, idealised view of nature.
I read that they are extremely near-sighted, which is why they like to inspect everything and everyone up close, giving the impression that they want to deliberately annoy you.
But deliberate or not, I still want to eat in peace.
Still though, fascinating creatures, I enjoy watching them as much as I enjoy watching any other insect bugger about.
Like the hornets who hunt them.
1st Worst: Mosquitoes
2nd Worst: Wasps
3rd Worst: Chiggers (that "red bug", technically a mite, like ticks)
Then all Australian wildlife approximatively
I grew up in an area that had yellow jackets. Fuck those fuckers. Pure evil incarnate. They would land on my food while I'm trying to remove it from the barbecue. They would swarm me while cooking.
I later moved to an area that has huge and terrifying looking wasps, but they are pretty docile. I have caught my cat playing with one that got inside twice and neither time she got stung.
Hate most of the things, but some of them are cool. Mud daubers are friends
Annoying stinging fuckers, but they do serve an important role aside from being annoying stinging fuckers.
I tolerate them any time of day except when Iβm sleeping.
Best enjoyed at a distance.
They get drunk and try to sting me in the fall. Do not like.
Rather rude to group them all together like that. If we're talking mud daubers or paper wasps, we're totally chill.
Ground-nesting yellowjackets get the boiling water and dish soap treatment in the dead of the night if they're in the yard. I've had too many cases of cleaning up yard debris and suddenly getting attacked by the little bastards to attempt peaceful coexistence.
The species I'm familiar with, Polistes dominula, is cool: they hang out around noon looking for water sometimes, I splash some and they oblige. Sometimes they hang out where I'm doing stuff and they're calm and move if I gently shove them. They complain a bit when I trim leaves where they happen to be chilling, but fly away. Never stung. They are surprisingly polite and aware of you, plus they eat some pests and polinate stuff. Some other species are assholes, though :/
In general, even the most gangster animals donβt want to fight. Peace is enjoyable to every creature.
Iβve had no trouble with stinging insects since I started viewing them as tiny strangers I was just passing on the street. Move predictably, donβt focus my eyes at them too long.
Hell, I bet bugs even learn to read animal facial expressions, just like we can see whether theyβre on guard or feeling safe from their movements. A bug can see when an animalβs thinking about eating or killing it.
Incidentally imagine how terrifying an anteater must be, from the perspective of the ant. Imagine a creature towering between the buildings with a long sticky tongue seeking around, sticking as many people as possible to it, then suddenly slurping them up into the sky.
Thatβs pure horror.
I have no quarrel with them.
Outside: we cool Inside: good god no!
Beautiful insects with some fascinating behaviour. Just don't disturb them and you are fine
See, the problem is that my definition of "don't disturb" and their definition are very, very different. I don't disturb them the same way I don't disturb bees: oh, look, it's a few feet away, I'll just stay over here and mind my own business!
Their definition is: "stay several hundred feet away from me, don't even look at me, if the air anywhere in my vicinity vibrates as an after effect of you breathing half a mile away I will hunt you the fuck down"
So, like, it's a fundamental incompatibility. They can't abide me existing, and I can't abide them being horrifically aggressive because I dared to exist. Unfortunately for them, I have the advantage of size and tools.
And so we went to war.