this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2023
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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] chromeo@leminal.space 5 points 11 months ago

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] bonnetbee@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Yes, if it gets shy/cold enough it can end up as an innie, cycling can also trigger it.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you've lost your penis.

I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Fucking A brother

I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

[–] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When friends ask me how cold is water I usually answer "Cold about 3cm cold" or something like that.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Depends on the starting length.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I've heard of a short throw, but this is ridiculous

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Yup. Like a stack of buttons

[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

i can relate. and i usually accelerate until i can shift to 2nd before i present my shifter to anyone.

[–] hackris@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

Chastity anyone?