this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2023
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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Oh god! My vital organs!"

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Probably? I do love me some calebcity. Could have imprinted.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

So THAT'S where the expression "it's a dog eat ass world" comes from!

[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The murder of Julius Caesar - 44 B.C.

Murder is a crime, the fact that a quorum of Senators were involved and he was a genocidal tyrant overthrowing an early democracy makes it the justified execution of Julius Caesar, 44 BC.

[–] Slow 8 points 2 years ago

Oh noo 😱

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That dog looks exactly how I feel when sudden unplanned social interaction happens.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is one of my favorite images of all time

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sometimes the phrase "he monch butt" will just pop into my head, and I'll remember this meme and laugh or smile to myself.

It does tend to distract the person who's ass I'm eating at the time though.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Another to add to your intrusive thoughts' collection:

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

🤣 To think such art and beauty could still exist in our fallen world.

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I love this image so much. Always gets an upvote