Just buy reusable mesh bags and stop wasting plastic to protect your produce for a 20 minute car ride.

Produce Manager here. Place the end that opens directly between your two palms, and rub your palms together vigorously. The bag will stick to one palm or both, opening every time. Please stop licking your fingers to open these bags and then picking through our vegetables. You're gross.

All you do is put the top between the palms of your hands and rub them together like you've just come up with an evil plan and they pop open.

simply use the moisture from the sprayers

At least the bags say "OPEN HERE". We'd be fucked if they said "OPEN IN ZIMBABWE" or something like that.

I'll try for five minutes and find out it opens on the other end.

As a person with eternally sweaty palms, this right here is my superpower. (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

If you listen closely you can hear him whisper words of wisdom such as: "I've tried both ends five times now!", "I think this one must be defective!", or my personal favorite "I don't think these are the same brand they had out last week!"

I go to the broccolis and touch the usually wet crate first.

Highlight of my life was shortly after I broke my arm, someone saw me struggling with one of these one-handed and opened it for me like the damn lockpicking lawyer. I've considered taking my sling with me shopping ever since, in case I need another good Samaritan to open one of these godforsaken bags again

Just lick your fingers first! The grocery store sells food products, it and its patrons have to be hygienic …

/s

It takes three times longer to open a dog poop bag when you are out in the cold and can't even feel your damn finger tips.

I just wave it around frantically until the wind opens it.

Crumple it into a ball and straighten it again. Then put it between your flat hands and rub them against each other.
The small wrinkles from crumpling break cohesion between the layers, and the friction from rubbing separates them.

I have dry hands, these are my nemesis

I just tap the tips of my finger and thumb to my tongue for a bit of moisture and then they open right up.

Put the opening "line" between your big hands and rub it; both hands goes along the "opening line", one hand moves one way, the other hand the other way for say some centimetres or an inch or two, change direction, repeat.

Breath on your fingers like you're trying to fog up glass. Immediately open by running your fingers in opposite directions along the edge, using the additional friction you created.

One of the best life tips I've ever gotten was from some random stranger as I desperately struggled with one of these things: Most times if you slide one edge up and one edge down it pops right open even with super dry skin. Not sure why this works when sliding the halves sideways does not but it dies!

Moses parted the sea faster than I separate the bag at the store

You just rub both ends at the same time.