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Happy New Year Coders. (lemy.lol)
submitted 10 months ago by sag@lemy.lol to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Bye@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Dude what, replace all of those with me skiing while my mouse jiggler keeps my slack status active lol

[–] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is slack more intelligent than teams for this? With teams you can open a word doc and put something on the space bar and it'll keep you active

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Best to be jigglin.

[–] AgnosticMammal@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

You can also press and hold the arrow key on the Desktop. I assume this works because of keyboard based navigation

[–] DinosaurSr@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

This is my new New Year resolution. You got any good mouse jiggler recommendations?

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

does slack seriously monitor mouse movements ? heavens above.

[–] dabu@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If needed just use a website. The electron app is just that + tracking

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

does the web version set your status as 'active' ?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Surely a regular day should have a rubber ducky.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was getting emails about pull requests and issues all night. It's like some people just took advantage of everybody being outside of the house to code 😅

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why do you have a link to CC in your comment?

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pfffft why wouldn't you?

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I don't know, waste of characters?

it's confusing?

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

I was about to post a tshirt with their comment on Etsy, but the NC stopped me.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 10 months ago

I was about to post a tshirt with their comment on Etsy, but the NC stopped me.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago

Oh, those are arms. I thought the moustache was a bit too stylish for the character.

[–] 1984 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least we know how to make fun of ourselves.

Can't get dates, but we have humor. :)

[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn't accurate at all!

[–] jtk@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Happy Yesterday++ Day!

[–] arc@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

I actually got off my arse and did some productive programming over the Christmas break. Spent too long vegetating in front of the computer watching YouTube vids or playing games.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Carnival is the "hacker" from mainstream news.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What is it on New year's? Beer with?

[–] brennesel@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

Here is the original source with better resolution.

Looks like a can of Tuborg beer.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

3 pixels.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's kinda sad though.

[–] PixxlMan@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Nah programming is awesome 😎

The guy only looks unhappy on the outside, inside he's pleased to be programming lol

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

Yes. Normally, the format shows when he realises he has to debug and collapses on the keyboard, but not this time.

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Bro what a lie

What birthday gifts ???

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Literally me fr fr

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Very french french of you

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[–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 10 months ago

I would find it funny a couple of years ago. Nowadays, it feels kind of sad.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Happy new year fixing family's setup!