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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

Imagine a adult coming out of the stall , with their pants around their knees, like a six year old. "Sorry, got to wash my hands first..."

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Uh yeah? I'm not just gonna walk to the sink with my dick out

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

No? How else do you wash it after peeing?

[–] Altofaltception@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lionel@endlesstalk.org 1 points 10 months ago

Brand new sentence right there

[–] reflex@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No? How else do you wash it after peeing?

Exactly! And you gotta take it out again anyhow to use the dryer on it.

[–] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

The bad thing about the newfangled Dyson ones is there isn't really a good place to put your dick

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

I don't watch my penis after peeing but only my hands

[–] Infraggable@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Don't forget that belt that never gets washed!

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depending on the public restrooms, I tend to wash my hands before touching things downstairs. I shower and I launder; I don't use my junk to touch everything through the day like I do my hands. As far as I'm concerned, downstairs is one of the cleanest parts of my body and I like to keep it that way, so washing hands after the fact is a near redundant action for my personal hygiene and a social courtesy for others'.

It's clean until you fart.

[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

...yea? They're not gonna zip themselves

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't you just have your bathroom attendant do it?

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I have no idea where that bathroom attendant has been, which is why I always use a manservant to tuck me back in and zip me up. It's the only way to be sure.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

#NormalizeDonaldDuckingItToTheSink #Sanitary

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah. That's because I didn't wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Laughs then cries in OCD.. (real deal, not "personality quirk")

[–] Guest_User@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

What is your bathroom handwashing routine if you don't mind me asking?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

My mommy told me the one clean hand rule, you keep one hand clean for zips and pants.