What's the matter? Cat got your shlong?
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
493 points (98.6% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
26687 readers
4387 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
I almost woke my kid up chuckling. :p
All cat owners can relate 😔
Why is the dick slit horizontal?
They used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.
Yours isn't?
Sick dick
I see
That wasn't an explanation, it was a compliment for you.
Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded
Only compatible with women from Asia
We do actually tell this to kids around here "be good or a cat will eat your pee pee".
In just a few short years they'll be very interested in feeding their pee pees to kitties.
My thoughts exactly... kids, you have no idea what you're missing.
One fish is an insulting offer for a sausage that size, come on man
Literally WTF.
This is what it feels like to look at a meme with NO context. 300 years from now, people will be going to college to study archeology and learning about OAG, rage faces, and soyjak.
"Aahhhhh, fuck. What's a cat's nose look like again? Whatever."
"Shit, were the ears on the side or on top? Fuck it, I'll just wing the difference 'tween 'em."
This is how boring it was to be a monk in the middle ages. You draw stuff like this in the margins when you aren't painstakingly copying a Roman treatise on Aristotle's Poetics.
This isn't just random weirdness. There was apparently a point in the middle aged when a lot of people believed cats would steal men's genitals.
You can get this on a pin (not the seller; had problems with the seller so YMMV). The art itself is called “Flaisch Macht Flaisch.”
That's really cool!
Wtf
Gotta stop leaving that thing next to the litter box!
I'd be giving the cat payment for taking my dick, not a trade to get it back