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[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 24 points 8 months ago

woah, gosh golly, I'm being transported into another flavor dimension

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Who is out there microwaving cake

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My mom made microwave cake all the time when I was a kid.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

unironically making cakes in the microwave isn't terrible, heating up liquids and other wet stuff like batter is the thing microwaves are actually good at

it's not as good as baking them, but it's absolutely not on the level of microwaving meat or something

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Or burger buns for that matter.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

Glowing like KSP re-entry

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I will learn the secrets with this book.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

lol i just bought one for 4 dollars on eBay

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What about advanced microwaving?

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

you can't just jump to advanced microwaving without taking intermediate microwaving and microwave theory

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Microwaves are surprisingly capable. Not the first choice for anything pictured but definitely doable. A torch to finish can really do a lot as well.

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

New dude apartment kitchen design is just having a Microwave with a blow torch on top next to a stack of paper plates and sporks.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Is there an advanced microwaving?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

You're not ready yet, child. If you do not first master the basics, then it is the microwave that will master you very-smart

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

grillman Yeah it's called an air fryer.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There's a surprising amount of dishes that you can cook in the microwave from start to finish. I'm not talking like microwaved hamburger-tier results either. (I don't eat meat so idk if that has any bearing on the outcomes.)

Microwaved scrambled egg sounds terrible but if you do it right, and it's actually extremely simple to do it right, it comes out better than most scrambled eggs that I've had that are mid-level (think the level of an average cafe but not a higher end restaurant.)

People will not believe me and that's okay because I wouldn't have believed it either but I've cooked Indian curries from scratch in a microwave before and you wouldn't be able to tell by the result.

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am a microwave skeptic and nuking eggs scrambled in a ramekin is one of my three-ish use cases (popcorn and I GUESS if you really need your tea that fast being the others). The great benefit is that you can easily fit the resulting egg puck into an english muffin sandwich.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

I'm all in favour of people cooking the way that works for them. If you don't like microwaves and it works for you then more power to you.

For me the turning point was realising that you can brown stuff like onions and garlic in the microwave. If you can do that then basically most dishes which you can include in the category of a soup or casserole (in the broadest sense - meaning that a lot of "wet" curry-like dishes fit here) opens up to you because the next steps are usually frying off some other bits like a mirepoix and then adding liquid/broth and simmering.

Am I saying that you can make a good bourani banjan in the microwave from start to finish? Probably not. But if you're doing a bourani banjan solely in a frying pan then, using the right technique, you could probably get about the same results in a microwave.

The three main perks of cooking in the microwave are that the risk of burning the bottom of the dish is virtually eliminated, the amount of energy it takes is comparatively low, and you can stop the cooking process and pick it back up again later.

As a person who has ADHD and struggles with poor mental health, the ability to just wander away from my cooking or to go lay down on the couch for an indeterminate period without risking burning the dish or starting a kitchen fire is nice - if I'm having a really rough time I can usually scrape together enough energy to spend maybe 4 mins of active cooking time to brown some onions (although you can even skip this step by using onion powder or dried onion), then to have a few minutes of active cooking time interspersed for the rest of the process where I will stir the dish a couple of times along the way and I throw in some veggies/beans/broth/spices/herbs somewhere too.

I feel like it's the ideal cooking method for a lot of disabilities because it's very forgiving and you have a lot more leeway to choose the pace of cooking - normally in the kitchen you're cooking per the dictates of the burner and the amount of stuff in the pan, especially liquid. You can adjust the heat somewhat and you can deglaze the pan to manage the pace but when you're cooking you're basically tied to the stove for at least 15 minutes, except in rare cases.

Between microwave cooking, "dump" cooking (dump casseroles and the like), and one-pan oven cooked dishes, you can actually do quite well for yourself even if you're working to some pretty serious limitations.

But with all that needless rhapsodising aside, I definitely think that microwaves also have a place with melting chocolate (it takes a bit of a knack but it's mostly about not getting impatient and using a heavy microwave dish so you can use the residual heat to take the chocolate from almost melted to nicely melted) and with many flour-based sauces - making a roux-based sauce can be a bit fiddly for people but as above (re: stirring, burning on the bottom) using a microwave really reduces the difficulty of cooking them.

I'm also a fan of microwaving rice. There's the pasta-pot method of cooking rice which has got to be the absolute easiest method (cook a small amount of rice in a large pot of boiling water, like you would pasta, and cook until it's a minute or two away from being done, strain and allow to steam off the excess moisture for a minute before serving) and then next to that is microwaving rice - you just bring it to a boil and then drop the power setting to its lowest for the duration of the cook time. The only reason why this is one step up in difficulty is because you have to get your water ratio right. I haven't owned a rice cooker in like a decade because I see it as unnecessary when all you need is a big bowl and a microwave, which you will probably find in almost any kitchen. (Although admittedly I do get bouts of fomo and weigh up whether I should invest in a high end pressure rice cooker but so far I've put it off since it's a luxury, not a necessity.)

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

There is some interesting stuff you can do with the sides/edge of the microwave being hotter than the middle, along with manipulating the power level of the microwave and moisture. Warming up a plate of food, but keeping the centre of the plate empty, while lowering the power level, can allow for much more even heating and cooking of food. Another example, putting a damp paper towel that has been wrung out and unfolded over the food in the microwave can allow for some interesting things, like warming up or cooking food while keeping it crispy or of the right texture, instead of it ending up as a soggy microwave meal. That, or using a microwave cover and a small bowl of water, which is way more practical then the paper towel solution.

You also get steamers that work in the microwave decently, not the best though, because the food gets steamed and microwaved at the same time. It's passable.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 8 months ago

don't give away my hard learned secrets!

my partner is always amazed at how i can reheat food inn the microwave without it being the temperature of the sun on the outside and the temperature of Pluto on the inside... simply adjusting the power level and adding more time is the whole trick

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Microwaving 201

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

CW Self harm, gore

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The Dawn of the Black Hearts album

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Chapter 1: how to unlock the ~WARP\ SPEED~ feature.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

I can hear Gordon Ramsay cursing already.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of Black Sabbath's Paranoid

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

People should make microwave-specific recipes. A fundamentally new way of heating food, and all we can think of is reheated leftovers and frozen mass produced garbage?

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] voight@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah I first shunned it out of vague ludditism I grew up with to feel extra cool abt not buying one but they're so useful for rice and potatoes and stuff, saves a burner

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

I'm fucking hungry.