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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Wait what's that guy on the left doing lmao

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 years ago

What don't your understand about ALL PURPOSE?

[–] Teon@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago

Kneading his dough... O_o

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Floueshlight.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

I... don't think we really want to know?

Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

All Pumping Flour

[–] MMNT@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

Who's the artist? Why isn't this masterpiece signed?

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can use it as toilet paper.

Mind you, it's not very effective.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn't feel right.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My wife's best friend is gluten intolerant.

I appreciate the handy tip.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I'll let you out of the gluten.

[–] MacNCheezus 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

False advertising strikes again...

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can use the flour to strike again!

[–] MacNCheezus 5 points 2 years ago

The all-purpose flour strikes back

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Cheapest way to reveal invisible enemies.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 3 points 2 years ago

I'd like to think that this is how people become gluten intolerant

[–] airbreather@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 2 years ago
[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Gus Johnson bad

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Except for the fucking that's kind of what we do with our bag of rice.

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Why not both?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like that one of the purposes shown is just "chilling by itself" 😄

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 2 years ago

It’s like a pet rock but fluffier.

[–] howsetheraven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

[–] mmazikinn@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

in the restaurant we call this break time, the one on your head helps absorb the smell of your cigarette smoke, while the one on the bottom soaks up the swamp ass