Wait what's that guy on the left doing lmao
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2024
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What don't your understand about ALL PURPOSE?
Kneading his dough... O_o
Floueshlight.
I... don't think we really want to know?
Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.
All Pumping Flour
Who's the artist? Why isn't this masterpiece signed?
You can use it as toilet paper.
Mind you, it's not very effective.
Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn't feel right.
Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.
Don't forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.
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They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?
Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.
My wife's best friend is gluten intolerant.
I appreciate the handy tip.
I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I'll let you out of the gluten.
False advertising strikes again...
You can use the flour to strike again!
The all-purpose flour strikes back
Cheapest way to reveal invisible enemies.
I'd like to think that this is how people become gluten intolerant
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Good one!
Gus Johnson bad
Except for the fucking that's kind of what we do with our bag of rice.
Why not both?
I like that one of the purposes shown is just "chilling by itself" 😄
It’s like a pet rock but fluffier.
Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?
in the restaurant we call this break time, the one on your head helps absorb the smell of your cigarette smoke, while the one on the bottom soaks up the swamp ass