Forbidden glory hole
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2024
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I want to fuck Saturn
What dat polar vortex do? 
No stop its supposed to be scary not sexy!
That’s why it’s forbidden
Bad. You don't fuck astronomical objects! 
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
pole hole
big hexagon is behind this
Hurricussy
Jupiter's poles are even more amazing. Each has a central permanent hurricane surrounded by equally-spaced permanent hurricanes.
I imagine it makes the Evil Dead demon sound 24/7
You can receive its radio waves between about 30 and 1500 kHz. It’s gotta be pitch shifted into the audio range though and you need lots of wire to compensate for the lack of a 750m antenna…
Im cracking the code
The 125 mile deep hole at the center of the hexagon.
What if you fall through Saturn?
Instantly vaporized
This is where they threw the Tardis.
this just reminds me of how disappointing the game Observation was
Biggest anus
I can fix him
Here I am. Rock me like a hurricane.