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[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 70 points 5 months ago

Your expectations of people understanding falconry in general and the gear that falconers use is far higher than I'd give the average person credit for tbh.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Hold your arm out like you're summoning the bird.

[-] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 56 points 5 months ago

Assuming people are intelligent enough to understand this subtle joke is very generous and faithful of you

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Assume the best, prepare for nothing. #YOLO

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

Lawful Evil. Doing evil shit while literally obeying the law.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Huh, so what’s an example of chaotic neutral? Can you share a visual example? I am a dumb learner.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago
[-] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Funny, but that seems pretty lawful evil from my perspective.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 7 points 5 months ago

This is why i delete alignments from my ttrpgs lol

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

That and I think acting out of alignment only hurts XP, which only works if you're keeping track of XP

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

No inherent evil in slight confusion 😅

[-] Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 5 months ago

But there is in causing panic or a potential breakup

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Can't account for every type of person out there when doing something random. It would go against the very nature of randomness.

[-] Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago

Idk I feel like chaotic neutral would be something surprising without being much more likely to be negative for someone else than neutral. Something actually random would be a note like "look in your socks" or a random phone number

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Eh I guess one could argue either way.

[-] AnonTwo@kbin.social 10 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure you have to do random things without actual intent.

Like if you were an actual Eagle owner and actually lost your eagle. All the time.

[-] Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You just do whatever you want when you want without regard for whether it's legal, so like, just letting your Eagle go at the dog park and not caring if he eats a terrier

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Watch everyone either be completely oblivious to your existence, or ignore you and think you're a dork.

[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

What is that? Some kind of PowerGlove for controlling a drone?

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 20 points 5 months ago

"Kept the glove though. Keeps my beer from cooling my hand...and keeps my hand from warming my beer. And it looks pretty BAD ASS."

  • Dale Alvin Gribble (Rusty Shackleford)
[-] Master@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago

Whistle and then point at a random persons dog.

[-] aliceblossom@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Daily reminder that no individual action is lawful or chaotic.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago
[-] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Thanks for telling us your alignment :p

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

that is evil, but doesnt seem very lawful to me

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I wanna do this now.

[-] Crow@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I’ve seen dogs with vests that have fake eyes on the back just for this problem. I even get a little protective with my small dog whenever an owl is nearby.

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