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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by MacNCheezus to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Could you pull your top down while you're at it?

[–] MacNCheezus 9 points 2 years ago

You’ll do

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

no, please push my down top instead

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, that works as well... am I pushing it right?

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i think so, but it feels kind of weird. please stop

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh come on, don't be like that... you know you want to 😏.

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

STOP I DONT LIKE THIS

aaaaaaa

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sure, lets do this in the future

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, I'm naked on the toilet right now. So that makes you the pervert. But also doesn't mean I want you to stop.

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm me, yes. The better question is are you you?

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago

I'm not you, you're me

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Can my move my hand? It wont be much. Or long.

edit-well...now this is a beg forgiveness instead of asking permission kind of thing.

[–] MacNCheezus 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Perfect. Here, it's done:

[–] Melt@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh I guess I'm in the way, go ahead and draw the commenter after me

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Hey, what's goin' on over he-- Oh, god dammit.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Fair enough, can do

[–] hark@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Self portrait?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Funny, I only reply to failures

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

I'll pass on the info