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[–] esc27@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does it come in diet or caffeine free?

[–] MacNCheezus 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hear they even make a gluten free version...

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] esc27@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but it is not organic.

[–] Express_pickle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But is there an organic version?

[–] TeckFire@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

dehydrated piss has entered the chat

[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I love the old timey weathered look is a nice touch

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 24 points 10 months ago

Dehydrated water is great if you're going on a trip through a desert wilderness, carry some of it with you. You never know when you'll need it.

Just add water, to fill the whole can up, and voila, you've got instant water! It's amazing. : 0

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s a novelty item, it’s available on amazon.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is Bernard Food Industries a gag item company, or is using them part of the joke?
If you call the 1800 number on the can its actually thier number.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

It appears to be an elaborate prank company, as they have a big website detailing many offerings, but some of them are like bad photoshops and the like

https://www.bernardfoods.com/foodservice/beverages/fruitflavoredbeveragemix5x5sugaraspbevmix.htm

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that be a can with a minuscule amount of minerals in it ?

[–] MacNCheezus 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends on whether it's spring water or distilled.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Spring water... Now I'm imagining the old peanut brittle/spring snakes gag when opening the can.

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 10 months ago
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Huh, now that you mention it I'm sure that exists.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

mmm... limescale, so tasty.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hydrohomies would be mad

[–] Agility0971@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

*stirr untill fully evaporated