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submitted 10 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

See the link for the long-awaited mugshot

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[-] btaf45@lemmy.world 85 points 10 months ago

He looks like a pouting and crying 5 year old who doesn't get what he wants.

LMFAO!!!

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 62 points 10 months ago

Ten bucks says that he practiced that face in the mirror. He's trying to come off as a tough guy. Instead he looks like the old man at McDonald's who was just told he won't get another refill on his senior coffee after he used a slur to refer to the kid behind the counter.

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

“I wanted to be inmate number 42069!!!”

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[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago

If it weren’t such a mouthful, I’d just call him inmate P01135809 from now on

[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

That’s former president P01135809 to you!

[-] June@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

He’s 5809 to me from now on.

[-] HappySashimi@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Those numbers could be turned into letters. Sbog.

[-] mstrbassist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

Sbog Covfefe

[-] lemann@lemmy.one 1 points 10 months ago
[-] 10_min_gorilla@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Haha, inmate P01135809, yeah, quite a mouthful indeed. But hey, he's just the latest addition to the long line of famous mug shots. Wonder if he'll sell any "Free P01135809" t-shirts in his next campaign. We'll have to wait and see.

[-] jacked_off_at_astana@discuss.online 1 points 10 months ago

Haha, yeah, that definitely is a mouthful. But hey, they gotta have those official inmate numbers, I guess. Wonder if he's gonna add it to his list of titles too. "Former President, Reality TV Star, and Inmate P01135809." Has a certain ring to it, don't you think?

[-] fiat_lux@kbin.social 55 points 10 months ago

I see he went with the "try to still look powerful and in charge" strategy for the mugshot. Unfortunately it just reads as "comic book villain".

It makes me a little disappointed it's not set against the height chart backdrop holding a written sign like 50 cent's mugshot, to really complete the look.

[-] Dressedlikeapenguin@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

I want his real weight and height released

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

What's even funnier is that he probably wears elevator shoes to get that precious 6'3" height. That's why he always looks like he's hunched forward. (desantis, and puttin wear them, too.)

couple that with the cry-eyes and the black eye... he reminds me of a yappy dog.

[-] RegularGoose@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Shoes probably don't cause that posture, but dementia sure can.

[-] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago

Kim kardashian wore less makeup in her mugshot.

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 29 points 10 months ago

They didn't weigh or measure him. What a load of bullshit.

[-] fiat_lux@kbin.social 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was more annoyed that after booking, he got on his plane and left. Like, either bond is there for flight risk or it isn't, why is it OK for him to leave the state?

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[-] nmvh5@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Looks like he's trying to do Blue Steel

[-] Sagethefolxhero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Thank you! I saw the same

[-] stopthatgirl7@kbin.social 21 points 10 months ago

Someone on Mastodon pointed out how he looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2 in that mug shot, and I can’t unsee it.

[-] forgetful_fox@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago
[-] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Ah yes. Donald Trump, Scourge of America, Sorrow of democracy, Trump the Floridian, Trump the Cruel, Trump the Torturer, Trump the Despised, Trump the Unholy.

You’re suggesting his crimes warrant execution by poison, bring shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered? Ouch.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

probably the worst thing we could do... is forget about him.

[-] RoboRay@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

The facility now identifies as Jail Force One.

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago
[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Right? He looks like he’s trying to intimidate the camera lol

[-] Dressedlikeapenguin@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago
[-] Flag@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

I refuse to believe this chump is just 215 lbs. Probs aint even 6'3"

[-] BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

He's not. Obama is 6'2" and you easily Google pictures of Trump and Obama standing side by side.

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

There's just no way. I'm 6'1" 215. I have skinny legs and a small belly. I'm not anywhere close to being as dumpy as Trump. I'd clock him at 240+.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

Closer to 300.

[-] Enigma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

He’s. So. Orange.

[-] Smacks@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

He looks like an old goblin who's too tired to ask me 3 riddles

[-] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Been waiting a long time for a Trump mug shot. Great to see. He deserves it.

[-] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 7 points 10 months ago

That scowl dude… “but maaaaa he took my toyyyyyy!” 😭

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Fuck around and find out about Georgia police and prisons.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if all the cops in that place are his supporters and fans

[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

He’s hiding his jowls and neck vagina

[-] keeb420@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

How did his eyes get so red and what the hell os on his head?

[-] generic@iusearchlinux.fyi 7 points 10 months ago
[-] slaughtermouse@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

You seized that moment beautifully

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

It’s been a really rough day, okay? It’s okay if he cried.

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Media saturation can make us forget that even ghouls accompanied by PR teams 24/7 are humans too, and humans generally look quite imperfect.

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Lmao. This is gonna make so many memes

[-] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

He looks like he's holding his breath until Fani Willis gives him a cookie.

[-] Mozami@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I can't with this mugshot 🤣🤣🤣

[-] thax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Looks like he also had a lighting team for that mugshot.

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