Microblog Memes

I hate that this is the way I know the Superb Owl is coming and not creative soda displays at the grocery store

Pegging isn't gay.

These guys would probably have better attitudes if they got pegged on the regular.

Clearly jealous that football man is with hot famous chick, and malding that she's ostensibly not a conservative. INCEL MODE ENGAGED.

Vaccines + the 5G's has done more damage than we thought possible!

I wonder what is more disgusting to her. This fascist shit or the AI porn?

Young women are better off with people their age because there are assholes like this who would exploit them, and maybe leave them as the woman ages.

For additional funsies, note that sperm quality declines with age. People in glass houses etc. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9848653/

In general, women are free to do as they wish because they’re self-determining beings and their value is not derived from being able to give birth. Same for men, tbh.

Also lol forget about the fact that many young people who have children are not guaranteed biologically fit children because it’s all about chance more or less.

This topic is a shitshow and the world is a poorer place for us having to discuss it!

I wonder if the right wing conspiracies are skewing the gambling odds on the super bowl? It could be a better investment than the lottery, at least.

Man... Years ago, I started doing a bit with my friends where I joked that having sex with women was super gay and the only way to protect your manhood was to get off by swordfighting other men. Now these lunatics have gone so far into the deep end that they're doing my bit unironically! I think someone needs to recalibrate the simulation because something is broken.

Fuck you for making me lose The Game.

Again.

It's gay not to want kids...

What's up with the "has publicly had sex with tons of guys" part? Did she get gangbanged on live TV or something?

I'm waiting for the NFL to be cancelled for being Woke. It's going to be great making the NFL .... Rainbow.

Having a sugar mommy for your lavender marriage would make sense.... if it were the 90's... in 2024 where being gay is considered perfectly normal even in the redder parts of America? Not so much

The only reason I wouldn't date Taylor Swift is if the relationship goes south, she'll diss me in a world record breaking single that's pure fire just to remind me that we're not getting back together.