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[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 59 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sucks, Costco makes you buy two.

[–] n0m4n@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You make that sound like a bad thing.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Giant cheese skateboard.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But what about second breakfast?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's what the banana is for.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

No that’s a butt banana.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

People can spice how they choose, stop shaming them for it.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It has dual use.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how much cows milk was compressed into this cheddar .7z file.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It takes one gallon of milk to make one pound of cheese. So about 4000 gallons of milk.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That must be one exhausted cow.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

ewwwwww nice

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That’s utterly ridiculous

[–] Contort3860@links.hackliberty.org 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Udderly* ridiculous

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 15 points 9 months ago

What the waiter is gonna have to roll up with for me to say stop

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

Finally, the big cheese.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

How fascinated would a lady be if I gave this to her?

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

How do you think Kelce Landed Taylor?

[–] aelwero@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I believe in that quantity it's spelled and pronounced "cheddah"...

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My toddler would probably eat this in half a day.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My dog would probably eat it in about 30 seconds.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What kind of dog do you have that can devour 2 tons of anything in 30 seconds?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do dogs tolerate cheddar well?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Probably not. But she still goes crazy for it. We don't give her a lot. But I do know how quickly she eats things.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Now I'm curious about the density of cheese.

477 kg/m3 (water is 1000 kg/m3 for ref)

30lb/ft3

[–] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So roughly how many pounds per cubic banana

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Those are called plantains.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 7 points 9 months ago

“Something big is happening with cheddar cheese”

[–] Whatevster 6 points 9 months ago
[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Eh, that's a lot of cheddar! 🫰🫰🫰

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I needed this

[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Big Block of Cheese Day

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago
[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Oh good lunch is here

[–] rushaction@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

Stamped with a Wisconsin logo, yep that fits.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

i'm in this photo and i like it

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I found myself pondering in the supermarket today whether I should buy a small block of cheddar

[–] AscendantSquid@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Guys, the cheese, go get it!

[–] MaoZedongers 3 points 9 months ago

"it's a cylinder"

[–] Cerise_W@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

That's gotta be a whole new cheese tax bracket!