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Woman Who Had Almost Formed Healthy Sense Of Self Rejoins Social Media (www.theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is why I only use antisocial media.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you.

That means it's working.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Fuck you too.

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Uggg do you guys also constantly get asked for your insta?

Like every time I consider it again and every time I think it's a bad idea to even try it.

Those followers aren't your friends any way. You'll just have another item on your list with the name of a person you met once at a party years ago.