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It is not prostate cancer, but was discovered during his recent treatment for an enlarged prostate.

The type of cancer has not been revealed, but according to a palace statement the King began "regular treatments" on Monday.

He will postpone his public engagements and it is expected other senior royals will help to stand in for him during his treatment.

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Are we gonna see a series of rapid successions because the royals are all decrepit corpse kings whose bodies are barely held together with eldrich magicks?

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My crabs are preparing themselves.

Anyone know who will take over when this bozo dies?

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you

age 41 years

I was really hoping for a funny more often.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

There are ways.

the-doohickey

[–] crosswind@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

My crabs are reproducing at an unregulated rate.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

aw womp womp

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It is not prostate cancer, but was discovered during his recent treatment for an enlarged prostate.

Ass cancer. Cancer of the royal keister. A reign ended by an aggressively uncooperative butt

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

A reign ended by an aggressively uncooperative butt

get a load of this

[–] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

im joining the war on cancer on the side of the cancer

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

The King "looks forward to returning to full public duty as soon as possible", the palace said.

This is your duty, Charles. Stiff upper lip. Do it for your country.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago