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Taylor is getting all the attention (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] pipows 92 points 9 months ago (2 children)

His dick got leaked, that's the news... Reminds me of

Sexual intercourse. That's the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh "oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don't need to do any more. All done. You're so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That's it. No more. The dude that's like "Oh if I brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's what would you do?" I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you. Cause you're so attractive. The girl "If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?" Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can't resist you. Okay? We're all done. There's no more. What more do we n- I need to fucking delete this app dude.

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

I love this video so much.

[–] smotherlove@sh.itjust.works 57 points 9 months ago (24 children)

Who cares? They're rich as fuck, neither of them have any idea what a real problem is.

[–] anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Avicci was rich, he had severe mental problems which lead to his suicide. They don't have financial problems but I can bet they deal with similar personal problems.

Avicci was just the first that came to mind.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I will hand it to you that money doesn't mean that all of your issues go away. You got me there.

What I will say to that is.... Having money makes problems easier to handle, and can make the problems the responsibility of someone else to solve.

Therapists are not cheap.

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

RIP Robin Williams

[–] theworstshepard@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 9 months ago

Speaking as a therapist, I am cheap.

Not professionally, it costs over £2k per year to see me weekly.

But personally, I'm cheap as F. One drink and a kind word and I'm yours for the night.

[–] smotherlove@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Something something the exception proves the rule

Anyhow odds are the average rich person would slap me in the face with piss if I asked them for sympathy so fuck em, they're all dead to me

[–] anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Well they way I see it I literally dgaf about how much or how little money a person it's the way they behave in society and what they contribute contribute to society that carries their value an worth to me at least. Just because Mr Jones happens to be more successful than me according to bank account, I'm not gonna be sour about it.

Succefull people are still people. They have the same emotions as each of us. Like I said they don't have financial problems but they certainly have emotional problems, family problems, relationship problems etc.

Yes this thread is about Taylor Swift. Whether she is a good or a bad person, I couldn't tell you. I don't follow her.

There are good people on this world and you don't have to look too far. Whether they have money or less is irrelevant.

Tldr; yes many wealthy people are dicks but not all.

I'm drunk rn. Don't take this too seriously

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I stopped caring when I saw everyone and their mother talking about it but no one providing any fuckin links

[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 115 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dat some gud link

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Some might even call it the best Link

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 9 months ago

It's Legendary even

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Dude, where did you find that link?

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 22 points 9 months ago

He should see a doctor about that.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Drake's dick didn't get leaked. No pictures = no leaks 🤷‍♂️

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

My dick leaks every day I don't take pictures of it you pervert

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does a video not count?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Drake is honestly just trying too hard because no matter how much legal trouble he gets in people still think he’s a nice and polite Canadian.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't even aware he was Canadian. Now I hate him more.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Hey just because we unleashed Drake, Bryan Adams, Justin Bieber, Michael Bublé, and Celine Dion on the world doesn't mean the rest of us are bad people.

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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this like women's nudes getting leaked?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

No because it's never a big deal when it happens to a man.

For...reasons.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's such a not big deal that they're writing articles about it.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is the first I've heard about it is this meme. I'm sure there are articles someplace but... The news is absolutely nothing compared to the fact that Taylor Swift had AI porn put on Twitter.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Yeah, but it's Taylor Swift. She sneezed twice on Tuesday and there were articles. She's bigger than white Jesus.

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[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/987a3609-3bcd-473f-80bc-0ee0af56bf41.jpeg heard he got a bat

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but there's an age limit. "No entrants over 18"

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

Gottem!

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