this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2024
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[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 65 points 8 months ago

Bro left it in the Twilight Zone

[–] db2@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 27 points 8 months ago

Biblically accurate gig worker.

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wait I have something to contribute here!

Thank you UPS, very helpful 👍

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Close Encounters of the Third Class

[–] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago

They keep leaving this shit in the 4th dimension, it's pissing me off!

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

Your door dash driver is a Nazgul

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Looks more like deliverance than delivery.

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 months ago

Your Dasher was Claude Monet.

[–] Primarily0617@kbin.social 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

it's next to the time ghost, to the right of 3 tuesdays ago

[–] Maeve@kbin.social -1 points 8 months ago

Best reply itt!

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

Yeah, obviously within that summoning circle.

I don't see the issue

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I mean, at least it will keep fresh in that time rift.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I love when they leave it outside a front door you don't recognize!

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

You can only recognize it using the same amount of absinthe they had.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Kinda looks like that picture was taken from inside a jello mold, looking out.

I think I can see a grape.

E: it might be corn, not a grape

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[–] xia@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 8 months ago

What that power ranger leader looks like on the other side of the tube.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

So - my food is somewhere that there's brown globs of stuff and some green things. That does narrow it down.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 8 months ago

So my food is at the World of Warcraft TBC login screen?

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Are people not able to make out the entryway with food in front of the door?

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Bro needs better optics

[–] jeanofthedead@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

100 gecs has entered the chat.

[–] faceless@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

some rap songs part 2

[–] xia@links.hackliberty.org 1 points 8 months ago

I can see the wizard of oz in this photo.