So THAT'S why they called that the "Taco Bell Comet"...

I guess I don't have to worry if I turned my oven off anymore ...

THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!

Well, that's going to leave a mark.

Sucks for that planet. Now where is flat earth again?

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix

"Uhm" probably

Probably something along the lines of

I know you would make me happy
Girl I found my way out
I found it at last now I'm sober
I know it would make it concrete
Now you're cryin'
Whouhouwhou
How sweet a sound

Let's go!

Oh no... Anyway

death sentence

Thanks for the fish.

Lmao rip. GG no re, fr fr

In this week's episode of The Slow Mo Guys...

Hold, the value of bitcoin will surely recover, let's not worry

What am I doing in space?

There goes my post-mission holidays.

There was once a man from nantucket

Welp, there goes the Superbowl.

oop i fard and shid pant teehee

Well, so much for that.

Spaceballs? Oh shit. Well, there goes the planet.

So it was a one way trip? Always has been.

Fuck me Rhonda.

Huston, you have a problem!

No way to play poker again

Bober kurwa!

Earth and the comet that struck it;

Made a hole so big I could fuck it

"That kinda looks like a fleshlight"