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Piracy lol (Sea of Thieves)

Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!

Creating an endless torture mansion (finally got around to Sexy Brutale)

Battling demons at midnight in a skyscraper. And shooting myself in the head to do it.

Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.

My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.

… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.

Inciting gang violence and sending hitmen after private security company employees. (Watch Dogs 2)

Pickpocketing the same person 100,000 times.

Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)

I've been sacrificing villagers in order to summon pharaohs, which I then go on to kill to get mana collectors. I need 200 of said collectors for a token. (Enigmatica 6 Expert)

monopoly, anti-trust (OpenTTD)

Building a City without permits and govermental and democratic oversight while making every street into it a toll streets

vandalism, killing, stealing, Destruction of the environment, etc (terraria)

Abusing animals for labor and fighting with other animals.

Destroy a bi-pedal tank and escape via snowmobile.

Racing through heavy traffic like an utter sociopath with not only a death wish for myself but also for everybody else on the road.

Which you know, sigh is how people with cool cars tend to drive in real life and I always see them fly by on the highway and am like “Why the hell aren’t you doing this in a video game??”. When you hit a car in a video game at 80mph no one dies, turns out that doing this in real life tends to actually kill people though weirdly.

Just the loudness alone of cool cars all souped up with custom painfully loud exhaust is absolutely insufferable from a noise pollution standpoint. What assholes lol.

I get why people find it fun though….. which is why I have a blast doing it in a video game.

I genuinely don't know what could be illegal in Outer Wilds, tbh.