Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)
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Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another
Stacking blocks and clearing lines.
I don't know... Majonging?
Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.
Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).
Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.
Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.
Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.
Cheating at Poker
Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)
I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist
Illegal gambling
Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.
Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.
Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..
Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something
Trespassing (minecraft parkour)
Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)
Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.
Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.
Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals
Animal abuse
Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.
Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?
Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.
Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions
Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.