Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

I don't know... Majonging?

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Cheating at Poker

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Illegal gambling

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Necromancy

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Animal abuse

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.