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Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

Spreading managed democracy.

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

Using plasma arrows within city limits.

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

Violation of the genva convention.

Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid

aggressive spelling

Stealing bison poop I guess

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

Blowing up a shark

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.

Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.

Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence

stealing a heart

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

Building without a permit.

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine

Cheating at poker I guess?

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.

Rebellion against an unsustainable government

Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.