Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf
Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France
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... what crime are you getting arrested for?
all of them
Violation of the genva convention.
Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF
Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid
aggressive spelling
Stealing bison poop I guess
I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws
Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.
Dead Space
Blowing up a shark
Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.
Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)
Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.
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Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)
Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol
i bet you aren't even certified to run that nuclear reactor in your base, probably isn't even up to code
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(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence
Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals
Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.
Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)
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stealing a heart
blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine
Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.
I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.
Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.
Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me
Cheating at poker I guess?
Rebellion against an unsustainable government
Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)
For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.
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Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)
arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅
honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch
Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.