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Spreading managed democracy.

[–] cervena_kostka@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

[–] brakenium@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

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[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Using plasma arrows within city limits.

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[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Violation of the genva convention.

[–] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid

[–] ProfessorGumby@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

aggressive spelling

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Stealing bison poop I guess

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 3 points 1 year ago

Blowing up a shark

[–] thepiguy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

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Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

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[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

i bet you aren't even certified to run that nuclear reactor in your base, probably isn't even up to code

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(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence

stealing a heart

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

[–] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Building without a permit.

[–] Arthurbodhi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

[–] Kattail_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

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[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space
[–] Betch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Cheating at poker I guess?

[–] Yrt@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

[–] Pwnmode@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Rebellion against an unsustainable government

[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

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