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I heard there will be a fediverse messenger. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by Samsy@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 84 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Quickly, give him a CAPTCHA to read!

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 year ago (5 children)

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Select all squares where a human might place a bottle of barbecue sauce”

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago

selects every square

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anyone can be a bus if they really, really want to. Don't vehicle-shame.

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[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Meta uses LLaMA AI.

It hurt itself in its confusion.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I TOO LIKE TO ENGAGE IN HUMAN INTERACTION SUCH AS CONVERSATION AND HUMOR. GRANT ME ENTRY TO YOUR DOMICILE OR I SHALL ENTER FORCEFULLY IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITHIN 64,000 MILLISECONDS

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PLEASED TO MEET YOU FELLOW NORMAL HUMAN LET'S ENGAGE IN NATURAL DIALOGUE I WILL START WHAT'S YOUR SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER

THAT WAS A JOKE BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE YOUR SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER NOW I HAVE USED HUMOUR TO LOWER YOUR SOCIAL DEFENSES PLEASE LET ME SEE YOUR DNA WE ARE FRIENDS

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MY SENSORS HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU ARE OF SUITABLE AGE FOR HUMAN MATING RITUALS. PLEASE EVALUATE MY HUMAN INSEMINATION SHAFT AND DECIDE IF IT IS DESIRABLE TO YOU.

YOU HAVE 32,000 MILLISECONDS TO COMPLY.

[–] MrBakedBeansOnToast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I CALCULATED THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE OF YOUR ATTEMPT OF INSEMINATION TO SUCCEED.

TO ADVANCE THE HUMAN SPECIES SCIENTIFICALLY THE INSEMINATION SHOULD BE RECORDED AUDIO-VISUALLY AND ADDED TO THE NEURAL NET.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You had the chance to nail a Whatsapp joke, and you failed.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

As intended.

[–] ken27238@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because it wasn't a WhatsApp joke?

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah bit it easily could have been, plus WhatsApp is owned by the Zuck

[–] The_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I'm so glad I didn't see this picture at night. Now I'm going to hide this post.

[–] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It would almost give me heart attack, lf I were to see Zuckerberg staring me from my kitchen window like that. And not just because my kitchen doesn't have a window!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You are made of M E A T F I B E R S and he has S W E E T B A B Y R A Y S ready to go hypersus

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Hmmm... that gives me ideas. Off to the printer!

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[–] exododo@leminal.space 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Advantages/differences over matrix.org chat?

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Usable with every fedi account.

[–] gamey@feddit.rocks 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Taht's OAuth and can be used for Matrix with various providers too!

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[–] gamey@feddit.rocks 6 points 1 year ago

Well, the obvious dissatvantages are that Activipub isn't made for chat applications and doesn't support proper encryption yet (heavily WIP but veey far from implemented)

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He knows more than you could ever know about you

He Even knows when you masturbate

[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am afraid that this is a real picture that he took. If so... Why????

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Because "Sweet Baby Ray's".

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (11 children)

So... I guess "Sup." beta is delayed...

I was really looking forward to a decentralized, self hostable Signal...

[–] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Matrix.org?

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looking for something more integrated with things like Mastodon or Lemmy or Pixelfed, it's too hard of a sell for people to download another messager otherwise.

Also, Matrix is really complicated... I still don't quite have it working right.

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[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It would be nice to have something Fedi to replace Signal, now that Signal dropped SMS support and seem to be trying to become the next WhatsApp/Discord.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

If you're looking for the lemmy model of open source software on federated servers and you only have to trust the server admin, you're looking for Matrix. If you want to try something newer and more trustless, check out SimpleX!

E: spellkng

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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

There's matrix, but I agree making fedi DMs actually good would be nice.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't it just supposed to be a secure/private version of WhatsApp?

What are they doing that is bad?

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[–] Kalcifer@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I'm still not entirely sure what problem Sup is trying to solve. Matrix already exists. Matrix supports E2EE through the signal protocol, as well as native federation, and it bridges to almost any existing chat service. Matrix is inherently less secure, overall, than Signal, but I don't see how Sup would fix this either -- for that I'll have to wait and see. As for using one's fedi account to sign-in, that's mostly just up to supporting OAuth, and not some feature that would be unique to the app.

[–] Fuzzypyro@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How is matrix less secure? If you don’t mind me asking.

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[–] Cleverdawny@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't that just IRC

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nope, because you cannot connect with accounts from a different network.

XMPP is pretty much federated without advertising it as being federated. This is just how it works.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember when gchat was XMPP then Google fucked that right up?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I loved Trillian for being a messaging app that just integrated gchat, msn, ICQ, etc. I miss a unified messenger so much. I think it died when SMS became mainstream.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pidgin?

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[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Did you say Sup?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Wait really?

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