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[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

My french is a bit rusty but i think it should be :

Un café ? (one coffee ?)

-oui

Du sucre ? (sugar?)

-Non

(The rest of the comic )

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This remains unrealistic because no French cafe worker would ever smile at you or compliment your French.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 15 points 1 year ago

no ~~French~~ Parisian cafe worker

Ftfy

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe the joke is that neither of them can speak French?

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

One of my greatest skills is that I can convince a non-French speaker that I'm fluent in French - down to inflections and slang - by slurring a sentence of semi-random phonemes in an appropriately Gaelic-sounding way.

Uuuuhhh... C'in ueone du pas se lumbranhéu dol se né frunitigier au Brenlibop aux, uuuuhhh... frie somién parlesonophe, non?

[–] dukk@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I did this with many languages. Spoke Hindi, but convinced people I could speak the other related languages (Telegu, Marathi, etc.) by just saying random things in my little fake accent. Usually ended it with some small “sharp” words (like “tittu”, just sounds “sharp”) to really sell it.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Useless skills are the best skills.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

More like "has coffee?" / "yes" / "the sugar?" / "nah".

I'm not proficient in the language, but it sounds like it could be interpreted as either sentence fragments (what she assumed) or lack of proficiency (reality).

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That would be the literal translation of the broken french in the comic, which I assumed was likely due to the artist unfamiliarity with French since the barista is supposed to be french or at least know french well enough to compliment his attempt, and hence I offered a more structurally sound version (well, I hope)

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

My bad - I misread you.

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Serve you? Why, do I look like a server?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Firefox 6 was a long time ago, but I think that it was the red panda already.

[–] manucode@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Ich habe die Rauchzeichen gesehen.

[–] mogoh@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mastered "je ne parle pas français.", people stopped beliving me.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

That and "désolé" combined with a Jim Halpert "I'm sorry" look and shrug.

All this while living in Québec.

[–] s1ndr0m3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Je suis americain. Please cook my steak again.

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's the joke, for a non-European?

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Gracias" is not French for "thank you"

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's Spanish. French would be "merci".

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wait wh -- how does this comment have -1 downvote

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Weird. Shows on mine as +7

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i see 8 upvotes, -1 downvotes, for a total of 9 points

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah. shrug, there's always a random downvote or 2 anywhere

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

no like i think someone managed to somehow do an anti-downvote. that -1 downvotes isn't a score of negative 1, it's a negative downvote that increased the score by 1 instead. when i click the downvote button the number of downvotes goes to 0, and when i unclick it it goes back to -1. words cannot describe my confusion

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 3 points 1 year ago

Haha. I've heard the issue before, though I don't remember the exact reasoning.

Or my post was just so enlightened that it transcended the limitations of karma. I like that explanation myself

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are they drawn like that

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

fuck... is this loss?

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Say ‘Oui’, not ‘Si’.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Was living in France and went to Italy for an F1 weekend. Can't tell you how many times I did this backwards. That or I'd be like "ciao una cafe per favore" then "merci". damn so close

[–] PMFL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I can relate with this one. 😅

[–] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are those sideburns or part of his peaked cap?