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But then how do u type a capital D hmm???
You need a different model of Chromebook for that.
That sounds expensive. Can't you just have a friend with a capital D keyboard email one to you?
How would they email a chromebook? That makes no sense.
That's piracy and it's illegal!
You jest, but honestly I think this does make sense. It seems rather obvious to me in hindsight that the character on screen should match the key pressed, and to get a different character should require an activator such as shift or caps lock.
One of those, "If I wasn't already used to it being the way it is, would I find doing it this way to be better?"
But its not in the font I'm typing in. What bullshit.
I'm pretty sure letters are capital by default because capitals are easier to read
It took me way too long to realise the keys on my keyboard are uppercase. Is this really something people worry about? What happens when I want a capital letter, do I need a different Google keyboard?!
I'm sure someone somewhere is happy with themselves.
If you asked me, before this, if my keys were capital or lowercase, I don’t think I could have told you.
It's such a non-issue, also having larger and more defined characters on the keycaps also helps people with poor eyesight and the older population.
I looked at my keyboard after reading it because I had to check.
How come when I press the key with an “up arrow” on it that symbol doesn’t appear on screen?
Or when I press space space doesn’t appear on my screen where are the stars sundar where are the stars 🌟
Or when I press tab I don't get a discontinued diet soda?
No time for that now, the computer's starting!
I feel drunk reading this. I genuinely can't even make sense of what they're trying to say here.
I imagine this makes perfect sense to people who are not tech savy, which is the primary demographic for selling a laptop that's basically an iPad.
Then again, I know 94-year olds capable of grasping the concept of SHIFT and CAPS LOCK. So yeah, drunk marketing statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
Shift came from typewriters. It literally shifted the mechanism over so the keys would trigger a different set of hammers.
And the first typewriter came out in 1868. So this was already old tech by the time that 94 year old was born.
What happens when AI replaces the marketing department.
Imagine the keys would become capital when pressing the shift key
I once saw advertised a keyboard that had little screens in each of the keycaps. This was over ten years ago. I haven't seen it tried since.
I knew google was retarded but wtf. Was anyone actually proud about this?
Also the phrasing is so clunky and awkward I had to read it a good three or four times before I worked out what the fuck they were talking about. Initially I thought they were claiming the letters on the keyboard changed between lower and upper case depending on whether shift or caps was depressed. Obviously not, I don’t even know how you’d do that. Written by ‘ai’ perhaps ?
Get used to it, AI is cheap and almost good enough. Lots of unemployed people incoming.
If they really wanted to innovate like this, why not have LED key caps that change from lowercase to uppercase when the shift key is pressed? Much cooler than just lowercase caps printed on the keys by default.
Very cool, and much more expensive than printed keys. Would be neat if they offered one model like that. I still wouldn't buy it but I'd sure talk about how neat it is.
Wow it's been a while since https://www.artlebedev.com/optimus was proposed - didn't their prototype get quite hot?
That’s pretty neat!