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[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 102 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm CIS white male and I don't want to be a girl; I want to be a robot. I don't want pretty dresses or thigh high socks. I want a single glass visor for eyes and a rust proof exoskeleton.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 68 points 3 months ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I'm more of a Mekboy than a Tech priest. Cybork technology is not only more affordable but it's environmentally friendly since it's all scrap.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

^i crave the strength and certainty of steel^

[-] cypherix93@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

this, and never having to eat, pee, or poop ever again

[-] variants@possumpat.io 11 points 3 months ago

But pooping is half the fun

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

peeing and eating can be awesome, too.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Every try all 3 at the same time?

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

i have farted and sneezed at the same time while pissing before. a rainbow appeared.

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

You should read Red's discussion of eating as a far future transhuman in This Is How You Lose The Time War

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago

You're still doing those things?

[-] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago

david martinez is that you???

[-] eldritch_lich@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

thanks now I'm crying >:'(

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[-] ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

Honestly the Murder Drones "Worker Drone" is an awesome base design (the disassembly drone just looks like an emo version of the base design), if I ever wanted to be a robot I would be that, too bad they (canonically) run on core 2 quads(or maybe even core 2 duos), which I had the experience to deal with irl and even on Linux they're painfully slow

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I'm close, but would prefer to keep my looks and squishy brain. I want to be a cyborg.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Good to see you again. We could start a cyborg outlaw gang.

[-] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

Roger Roger

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 8 points 3 months ago

Cis and trans* at the same time!

*transhuman

[-] Maultasche@feddit.de 7 points 3 months ago

Upgrading is compulsory!

[-] z500@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago

I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it's cute

[-] just_squanch_it@lemmy.one 7 points 3 months ago

Is this the Confederation of Independent Systems(CIS) or the Commonwealth of Independent States(CIS)?

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[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 50 points 3 months ago

I don't think about being a girl and wearing cute skirts and thigh highs, but I do think about girls wearing cute skirts and thigh highs.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago

Ok fair... Pretty sure -totally cis- cuties also do that though

[-] clemdemort@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

I think about being a girl and wearing cute skirts and thigh highs, and I also think about girls wearing cute skirts and thigh highs.

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[-] darkmarx@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

Of course not. There is also hair styles, acessories, and makeup... I meant beer, football, and boobs.

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 months ago
[-] DannyMac@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Boobs are really great. It's like a front ass women evolved because we are the best primates at sex.

[-] just_squanch_it@lemmy.one 13 points 3 months ago

Idk, I've heard bonobos get down

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

bonobos literally communicate with eachother through sex

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[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

No, that's totally normal... I'm totally cis btw.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just about the skirts and thigh highs. No thoughts about being a girl. I wanna be a femboy not a female. Though looking at the words, they seem to be the same... Femboy, female?

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

FE (periodic symbol for iron) male (also known as man)

Maybe you just want to be Iron Man?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Oh my God. How did I not notice? They've played us for absolute fools.

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Drop the "being" part and we've got a lot in common

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[-] franklin@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Everyone thinks about it sometimes but if it's a consistent thought then I think you need to do some self assessment about what makes you happy and what makes you feel like you belong.

[-] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

no cis person has this thought

[-] dvoraqs@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Saying none just makes you clearly wrong, but I'd be surprised if not every guy has thought a little bit about what it would be like to have their own boobs.

[-] TheControlled@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I'm cis but I've thought about it for sure.

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I'm CIS and occasionally have this thought.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

You've never thought about what it would be like to be a girl?

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[-] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Whoever told you he doesn't lied to you son

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

It does say most, not all. Maybe you're one of the exceptions. Maybe you're just a man.

Either way, if you think about wearing skirts and thigh highs all day, you should do it.

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[-] noxy@yiffit.net 9 points 3 months ago

thigh highs rule tho, especially if they're open at the bottom like legwarmers, cuz feet

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

Wait, they don't?

In the late 1980s I was doing a lot of TTRPG gaming, and I got a lot of buzz out of playing a hot girl in a superhero costume. (We played a lot of Champions ) The thing is, there were quite a few of us, even though we were all cis as far as we knew (The FNGS closest to Castro, San Francisco, so a mix of out gays and straights). Our team had better gender balance than the Avengers or the Justice League. (Both are low bars.)

[-] trinket@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

What's next? Tryna make me believe cis dudes don't regularly hope their crush is a lesbian?

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Is there an egg_irl here yet?

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[-] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah it doesn't happen very often, but I bet I would look great in a short skirt. I have killer thighs and calves.

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