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We were having a great convo about voting, then he dabbed, called me old and said skibidi toilet on his way out the door. Smdh my damn head.

Kids these days.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You've got to increase your level of buss, I believe.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Im gettin to old for this shit

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

You need at least two.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

So, more bussy.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if he needs a cooler dad I'm available

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

great post!

[–] someone@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

When I was younger, I replaced every icon on my cousin's desktop with a youtube link to the pawn stars intro. I'd probably update it with Megalovania or something else like that.

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Remind him to PokemonGo-to-the-polls.

[–] Bnova@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Start referring to him as your step son and do not elaborate.

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

lmao bodied

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Tell him you had sex with his mother then T-pose to assert dominance

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a school teacher so I have much wisdom on this matter. You must tell him "I have been surpassed. Ohio. Mea Culpa. Mea Culpa. Fanum tax. Mea Maxima Culpa. The reigns of this home are yours, bear them with grace and might in equal measure. Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa."

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Ive already removed the ceremonial bull horn and blown the signal note. It is now in motion.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Kill him. It's your only option. Sad that is has come to this :(
Edit - tone clarifyer: joking

[–] nabana@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi, is this where I'm supposed to go for the Antinatalist struggle session?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

No, sorry that's down the hall and to the left. This is the anti-parenting strugglesession, we've booked the forum for today.

Getting an 'SMDH my damn head' neck tattoo

You have to cap on his rizz.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

do a sick kick flip down the stairs

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

He was right

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You are larger and are therefore cooler, by volume

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Why doesnt the larger dad simply eat the smaller son?