That’s one way to get back into the EU ¯\(ツ)/¯
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If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.
True, regardless of the rest.
Macron has seemed rather bellicose of late...
Right? Who said this isn’t France’s plan?
What would France even do with UK though, have you seen the absolute state of the thing?
First order of business: introduce quality cuisine to the savages
South Asians: We're trying!
I made this
You made this?
I made this
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Just to taunt you, our usual casus belli
Now go away, or I will taunt you for a second time!
No Thanks.
- France
What's this about the king treating his cancer withe herbs?
Charles is a long time advocate for homeopathy, even appointed a homeopath as head royal doctor.
Oh.
Oh yeah he dead like Steve Jobs.
The only good monarch...
Is best served cold?
...no, wait. not that one.
Ahh, Charlescuterie
🤞🤞🤞
Homeopathy is not "herbs", though. Compared to homeopathy, herbs as a medication would have seemed lika a sane choice. At least herbs actually do have some medically relevant substances in them sometimes. Probably not the ones you need to treat cancer, but still, a hell of a lot more than the literally nothing that homeopathy brings to the table.
a hell of a lot more than the literally nothing that homeopathy brings to the table.
Lies. Homeopathy gets you a well hydrated corpse.
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That isn't treating it with herbs. That's treating it with sugar pills.
*Plain water that was touched by a grain of sugar five vials back. But don't worry. The water remembers it.
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Or the missing princess of Wales? There’s a lot to unpack here.
There's some conspiracy theory that something has happened to Kate Middleton because she had abdominal surgery earlier this year and hasn't been seen in public for a little while, and a poorly photoshopped image of her with her kids was recently shared.
My guess is that she had a hysterectomy and has been recovering, but people are getting wild with the conspiracy theories.
That's not even a good conspiracy theory. That sounds like a bunch of amateur crap. They need to step their game up. We have people believing JFK is coming back to claim the presidency.
Heh heh hehnnm. Don't count your chickens before they've hatched, English...
Sincerement,
France
I can tell this wasn't written by a real Fr*nch because you wrote "Heh heh" instead of "Hon hon"
Tbh it would probably improve matters
imagine the improvement to the food
Only if they bring some guillotines along with them, and a way to get the British public to give enough of a shit to actually use them..
What makes you think France is NOT looking to invade? Baguettes to Berettas, non?
D'accord! Pourquoi pas? Vive la France!
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The French monarchy is not in better shape.
I would argue it is
(This is a bad joke about how the best monarchy is no monarchy)
Let's agree they're not in fighting condition... unless what you're fighting is soil erosion.
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War were declared.
Don't make the royal family sound cool
Flanders has mobilised at the channel.
Hi diddly-ho neighborinos!
July is going to be an interesting month
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