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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 73 points 1 year ago (3 children)

who need they leftist ass ate

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

"Hey, knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!"

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

CW gay sexJust had my ass ate for the first time. I feel like it was built up way too much for me. It did not live up to the hype. Like, it forced my butthole to relax, but it wasn't an ecstatic experience. I do like eating ass myself, though. And the bottoms do seem to enjoy it from me.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Uh nothing about this action implies it has to be gay

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm the president of gays and I hereby decree all ass eating is gay

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago

I feel like you’re being a little over the top about something under the bottom.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a CW, but I ignored it...

CW horny jokenow I'm fiercely erect 😈

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Lmao it happens!

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To each their own. CW gay sex

spoilerI was a brainless wreck during it.

But yeah, it might be like cannibalism, where it varies from person to person.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 18 points 1 year ago

I uh... I mean...

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

job biden may owe me $2000, but alex jones owes me a rimjob

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

I might be horny but I have my limits

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago

Getting a little Crisis Action, I see.

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where the hell is all this cannibalism talk suddenly coming from?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Some kind of mistranslated or exaggerated story about Haitian immigrants practicing cannibalism and it's getting boosted all over right winger social media. It's their latest thing

[–] buh@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

it's weird how he accidentally made it into another leftist meme by adding a wall of text

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Bold words out of a guy I’m about to cannibalize

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

you guys want to bring down civilization

Civilization didn't fall when gay marriage was legalized and it won't fall when trans rights are secured. Eat my shit you fascist fuck.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So, he thinks he will be killing and eating leftists in some sort of mad max style post apocalypse. Isn't he old and super outbof shape? He strikes me as someone really really easy to beat in a fight or failing that outrun until he died of cardiac arrest. No one who is that red while sitting down could possibly survive running any distance. It's cool that he thinks The Road Warrior was ever considered a realistic look at a potential trial grim future. It's a movie made by an Australian, there is nothing realistic about it.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Everybody thinks they'll be Lord Humongous sitting on a throne of skulls, nobody thinks they'll be one of the skulls. alex-oopsie

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

"I for one look forward to barbarism instead of Socialism"

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

misses lunch

Well, time to eat ass

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Tfw Alex Jones clarifies that he's not interested in hot dirty sex, but rather he's actually a deranged and dangerous predator.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

So will I, but I won't swallow.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: