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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 55 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Seems like a memorable thing to do, I'm happy for them

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

I'm pretty sure it's safe to say "him." You can see he's got his own penis in his hand.

(edit voice-to-text to/too)

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 months ago

Lol my b I'll try and be less gender inclusive next time when talking about someone I know nothing about. Good thing we've got you though to help balance out our pronoun count who knows what would happen if that one got out of whack

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Relax. Women and enbies can have dicks too. Get with the times.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

LemmyKnowsBest, probably: Image of a woman turning to a men in bed, text "HER:A SMALL PENIS IS NOT A PROBLEM; HIM:I WISH YOU JUST DID NOT HAVE ONE"

Edit

I mixed up whom I meant

[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago
[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago
[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] goldenbough@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Jeez, what a cynic.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] 7heo@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No, this is the maddest of lads.

actual likely explanation

According to this, death would have happened instantly, and the victim's muscles would likely have "clenched". So it is anyone's guess now if the person decided to "beat the meat" and got frozen in that pose, or of the instantaneous heat caused the body to be in that position.

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is it incest to come in sync with mother, mother earth?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago

It isn't if the balls don't touch, earth I mean

[–] fakeaacount@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 5 months ago

You just gonna not post the link??

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be able to stay hard because I would keep imagining liquid hot magma landing on my crotch and freak myself out.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

That’s all part of the thrill

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Could’ve listened to this and gone for the trifecta.

https://youtu.be/M4Czx8EWXb0

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