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[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 74 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The worst part about this is that I could actually picture him saying something like that

[–] livus@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

Me too. He gish gallops himself into some very weird argument positions.

The first part I straight up ate the onion.

[–] naonintendois@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

I literally thought that until I saw the community it was posted in lol.

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I too, would prefer to die than to talk to Ben Shartpiro about anything. 🤮🤮💩💦

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie, onion got my pessimistic ass.

[–] CliveRosfield@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Probably the worst title I’ve read from them. Bravo.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn I hate eating onions.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

By their spicy taste you can say they hate you too!

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You think so? He doesn't look like anything special to me, but what do I know?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His sister on the other hand, WHOOO! She could make a guy consider converting, shalom!

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I feel guilty to admit I read through her now banned subreddit, the comments on there were hilarious

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

The most on point Onion article, lol

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Isn't Ben Shapiro the kid wonder who never stopped being a kid or something?

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which billionaire owns this shit stain again?

[–] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Onion or Been Shapiro? Lol

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sir, the Onion actually puts out most honest social and political commentary than you can get from any "newspaper of record"

The shit stain has some right wing daddy supporting his career.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Hopefully they mean who owns Benny