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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 7 months ago (4 children)

First of all: That's not how you play chess (left image).

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 31 points 7 months ago

The "error" is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.

[–] Jakra@aussie.zone 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It’s not how YOU play chess. 😂

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago

Chaos. 💣

This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.

[–] ethd@beehaw.org 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !anarchychess@sopuli.xyz

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 7 points 7 months ago

But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Haven't you heard about Cheskers?

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like an extremely posh nickname.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago
[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 32 points 7 months ago

Do you have a vibrator in your butt?

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We're playing tournament rules.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah, a fellow competitive sex enjoyer

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

My sexual ELO is listed in bold on my Tinder profile.

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"you're getting mated"

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 23 points 7 months ago

“That move has left me wide open”

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 7 months ago

"I see you've played the Frenchman's cumsock"

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 20 points 7 months ago

“I’ll shove a bishop in my ass”

[–] WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi 16 points 7 months ago

I'll be black this time.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

"This isn't my favorite starting position, but I'll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage."

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

"I normally do this by myself. It's nice to have a partner."

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago
[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago

That's exactly how I like my anal beads

[–] runeko@programming.dev 7 points 7 months ago

White knight takes black queen.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can say anything you fucking want in either context.

[–] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i'm going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i

and i'm going to moan and say i'm cumming the next time i'm about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You could also say, for instance, "I believe the autumn's coming in late this year", and what's he going to do? Stop you?

[–] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he'd say something like "actually i'm pretty sure winter's coming" before he does

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 3 points 7 months ago

Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man's got a mind like a steel trap

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 months ago
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Who can last five minutes in bed?! That's a ridiculously high standard.

[–] Moose@moose.best 6 points 7 months ago

It says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it's speed ~~chess~~ sex, so a much more realistic standard.

[–] hollo@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

There's no way you came up with that move yourself, you're cheating!

Pretty by-the-book so far, let's get interesting.

That's not fast enough to get a promotion.

Go ahead, take me. See what happens.

[–] ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de 5 points 7 months ago

There's a lot of things you could say there, they would just result in your expulsion from the chess club.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In Polish you can say, sometimes You're pushing a Queen, sometimes You're beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

The English phrase "beating a dead horse" must be fantastic knowledge for Polish schoolboys.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me, that is an illegal move.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago

As long as it's not an illegal sex

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

"..shit, I forgot about the bishop"

"Wow, the king really IS useless! Good thing the queen is so versatile"

"Hey! No butt help!"

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Complete silence except for the odd quietly muttered 'adjust', and the rhythmic sound of a c(l)ock being slapped.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Patience, please, while I consider my next move.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

"What I'm about to do is a pro-gamer move"

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 1 points 7 months ago

Nice breasts