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[–] Toes@ani.social 60 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I would let you, but please warm them up first.

[–] starman@programming.dev 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No need to, they already have hot wheels

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 months ago

This is awful, I hate it

[–] CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 months ago

The boobs or the car?

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah, so she's more of an animal crackers girl. Where's my Aerosmith tapes.

[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago

Nice reference!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago

Then what's the point of having hot wheels cars at all? That's what they're for!

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 31 points 5 months ago

So long as you remember that cuts both ways.

If I don't get to take my monster trucks up Booby Mountain, you don't get to make Jingle Balls.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

Well, I know what I'm doing this weekend.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some girls will say boobs are just lumps of fat and there is nothing special about them.

I say boobs are great because you can play on them, rest your head on them, store things between them, kiss them, squeeze them, and babies can even feed from them.

Boobs are great multipurpose fleshy utilities. Sometimes your gf can't get anything done because you're making use of her boobies in some capacity. So she just sits there like 😑

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not worth the high cancer rate.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

If cancer is the reason we can't have nice things then the answer is clear.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If anyone wants to contribute towards me growing some breasts of my own I promise to let you drive Hotwheels on them 👉👈

[–] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, was about to say if the dream is driving Hotwheels cars across any breasts, why not grow your own?

If it has to be someone else's, your solution sounds reasonable.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm no expert - not being in possession of breasts (or Hotwheels cars) - but I imagine the angle is a bit tricky with ones own breasts. It'd be hard to get the same kind of view one would get on someone else's, you're kinda locked to one viewpoint

[–] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's what mirrors are for. Though I agree, it might be a bit tricky. (Definitely haven't just mimicked it to see if it would work...)

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Might be a new niche for an onlyfans account.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

https://crimethinc.com/2022/12/15/producing-transdermal-estrogen-a-do-it-yourself-guide

Here ya go. Less safe than monitored by a doctor but listen it’s your body you should have the right to alter it as you wish even if doctors disagree, though you bear all risks of whether or not that’s a good decision.

[–] danny801@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For all of my many, many poor decisions in relationships over the years, this would not have been a problem with any of the women I dated. They would've all had a good laugh about it.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

all one of them? that's awesome man!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not really I can use my own breasts or we can take turns.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 5 points 5 months ago

Yup, that's what I meant. I am not gatekeeping "playing" with model cars to men.

[–] dodeca@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

I'm a little late to this post but if I remember correctly, and for anyone who needs something to research, Tommy Chong drives hot wheels cars across women's breasts at the end of a good bad movie named Evil Bong (2006).

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

You can drive them across my chest and penis 👉👈

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My girl has long nipples.

I did this once and they got wrapped around an axle twice.

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 3 points 5 months ago

new sensation unlocked.

But can I tech deck?