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[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago (3 children)

There are girlfriends professors?

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe there's a whole degree program

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 7 months ago

Can confirm. Just recently finished my girlfriends studies and graduated husband.

[–] esc27@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I know of a university that previously offered a “mate selection” class. It was second on the easy A list after organic gardening.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have an ex professor. Which also sounds like another super hero character.

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago

Professor X's ex probably

[–] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 28 points 7 months ago

Oh course she does darling

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

NO CAPES!!!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 7 months ago

Or your girlfriends program is actually a cover for people of power, akin to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Look at how they're standing. Each views the other as some sort of threat.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

She's exactly who Danny DeVito was paroding on. Always Sunny