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[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

"Spiced" Coke, fuck that noise.

[-] magiccupcake@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

God forbid they bring back a good, or at least popular, flavor like starlight.

Oh yeah and the spiced flavor is not great either.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'd try it, but it's double the price and half the size. I'm not paying 60 cents a can when I'm buying in bulk from the grocery store. 29-38 cents is about the right price.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Oh oh oh pumpkin spice soda

What have you done?

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

Like, what are we talking here, melange?

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago

I think spiced is their best flavor yet, but I've always loved ginger beer and cola.

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 months ago

They're gone in a blink of the eye so why bother trying one, if you like it you'll only be disappointed when it's gone forever the next day.

[-] pokemaster787@ani.social 19 points 3 months ago

Took one for the team and tried it

Painfully sweet even for a Coca Cola product. Reminds me of Jolly Ranchers and/or Swedish Fish but not in a good way (and I love Swedish Fish)

0/10

7/10 with rice

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Just don't get rid of Vanilla Zero Sugar and we good

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Where do you find those??? I've been watching grocery stores around me like a hawk, but all we ever get is cherry zero, and SOMETIMES cherry vanilla zero. I was starting to think coke just didn't want to make vanilla zero

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 6 points 3 months ago

Spiced Coke is almost drinkable. I regret to say that Coke Space and the various other recent flavors do not meet that standard.

[-] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

The funny thing is: Spiced is actually the best flavor they've had in a while lol

Basically raspberry Coke

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

That is a headline word salad if I've ever seen one

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

The Onion is known for their accurate stature afterall.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 months ago

What's With All The Capitalisation??

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 3 months ago

That's how titles are supposed to be done in proper English.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I believe that's called a "title"

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

it's supposed to be a headline though, to me it's very hard to read this way

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