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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 95 points 7 months ago

Says the guy who's actually moving them around the chess board.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 86 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Every accusation is an admission, example #3,237,621.

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What are the chances that Abbott is also gay?

I'd give it 80%

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 70 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know Abbott is a whiny little piss baby, but holy crap does he look like a whiny little piss baby in that headline image.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I always wonder, do news organizations have a dedicated job for someone to go though videos frame by frame so they can grab awkward looking images to use for headlines?

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's probably a treat reserved for Employee of the Month or something.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Srs, I’ve been saying for awhile now: they’ve gone off the deep end with the photo selections lately.

I mean, just look: that is a whiny piss baby, is it not?

Interns gotta do something

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 50 points 7 months ago

Gaslight Obstruct Project

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

"Accusses Biden of what he is actually doing"

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

So how long are we going to let an entire political party straight up gaslight and project?

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As long as their constituents vote for them.

Unless you want to throw democracy completely out the window... and that's not going to be a win for us, dawg.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah well they already did. I'm tired of pretending like they aren't traitors tbh

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Nobody is arguing with that tho

Don't forget obstruct. You can't spell GOP without it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

When another party comes along that's made up entirely of different people, I think.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

This actually made me laugh out loud, it's so ridiculously hypocritical.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago

He's projecting...

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

this fucking fascist projection is so goddamn infuriating. FUCK THESE PIECES OF SHIT, they don't deserve a second of fresh american air

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Projection? Must be that time of day for republicans again.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Every single accusation is an admission.

[–] TheJims@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

That’s the face of a man who hasn’t shit in weeks.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

To be fair his projection quota is way down and he is risking losing his GOP platinum membership card. The the hypo isn't going to crisy itself.

[–] Romanmir 5 points 7 months ago

Pot/Kettle black…

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

So saith the chief rook on the board