this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2024
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 48 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

That's basically what a caffeine crash feels like.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

There is a banana ban

[–] Chefdano3@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Me running to the bathroom after getting halfway through with the 3rd cup.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 14 points 7 months ago
[–] lost_tortie@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

I feel this in my bones... my jaw is clenching 😸

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

whutchutalkinbout 3 coffees is lunch

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

lol amateur.

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

3 coffees, 3h sleep, 0 breakfast, 0 launch. Thats the live

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

This is the best way to work. Only way to go for me. Eating lunch wastes so much time and then I'm running at like 20% efficiency after. I've trained my body to do intermittent fasting so I don't even miss the food, and lost 40 pounds in the process.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Why is the ground made of PlayStation

[–] FatCat@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Like you're a horse prancing through a field, duh.

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

How hungry?

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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