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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 130 points 7 months ago (7 children)

To this day, hearing the words "badger", "mushroom", and "snake" will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Gen alpha's interpretation:

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

#boomermusic

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Same, and also "narwhal".

There's a part of me that's ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to "Oh No You Didn't", and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.

Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 82 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Constantly upset that my boyfriend is two years older than me and knows nothing of Homestar Runner.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 38 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Not even TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR?

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[–] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 61 points 7 months ago (5 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago
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[–] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 60 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Schfifty! Schfifty! SCHFIFTY!

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 56 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

It's me, it's to the limit

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[–] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago (1 children)

All I have to say is "TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!"

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“Burninatung the houses”

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

And the…THATCH ROOF COTAGEEEEEEEEES!!!

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ol' Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground

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[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 46 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like it when the red water comes out🩸📍

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[–] Meuzzin@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (3 children)

RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING.... BANANA PHONE!

Or, My personal favorite...

A.Y.B.A.B.T.U.

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[–] ech@lemm.ee 36 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

[–] Button777777@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

Edit: oh... And this

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck

Yes I can still sing it

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They took my friggin kidney!

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Charlie... Candy mountain charlie...

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 16 points 7 months ago

We're on a bridge, Charlie!

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 31 points 7 months ago

#It's peanut butter jelly time!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (6 children)
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[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 30 points 7 months ago

I am le tired. Fire ze missiles!

[–] Steve@startrek.website 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

For the love of god and all that is holy!

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[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

My tummy was making the rumblies. That only hands could satifisfy.

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[–] Blank@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I don’t want to know your name

I just want

BANG BANG BANG

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Schwiftyfive.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

TROGDOR!!!! 🐉🔥

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