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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm the worm in the apple car.

That worm has a name: Lowly

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

I think in the German translation his name is Egon

[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lowly's Applecar fucking flies dude. It's not even a contest.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You gotta make a decision

Leave tonight or live and die this way

(Love those lyrics)

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That's probably me.

[–] Wootz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Baphomet flipping you the bird, even.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that's the two finger salute, "As above, so below." Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.

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[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Well i was gonna answer 'cheese car', but you make a persuasive case.

Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?

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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 22 points 1 year ago

I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please

[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's between that and the hot dog for me. But I'm leaning pickle.

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[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I'd like to say I'm the pig in the pickle car, but I'm actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

dibs on owl on a broomstick bike

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why isn't this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?

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[–] Ginger666@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I member this book!

[–] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you can't handle me at my apple car with worms in my brain, you don't deserve me at my owl witch riding a broom scooter.

[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Toothpaste tube car for me, thanks.

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Toothbrush for me

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I'm going with the cat in the doughnut.

I invite any armchair psychologists to post their analysis below!

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm leaning towards witchy scooter, to be honest.

I fucking love this though

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[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] merari42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Bunny carrot-mobile. Dynamic and kawaii AF

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a cheese car man for sure, but imagine the smell on a hot, sweaty day!

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[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Maybe not as fancy as the others, but I really like the little pink jeep. It’s boxy and cute.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Idk why that worm was so cute and cool as a kid, but he was.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

This could be a really good personality quiz.

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] AsterixTheGoth@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Dog in a Hotdog car, all the way.

[–] NekoRogue@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

Either the melted cat in the donut car, or the puddle of sloths in the red one.

[–] pastabatman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Owls and witches are both individually capable of flight what are you doing

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What could be better than scooter with flying broom?
Edit: Ok, I see the apple could possibly also fly with the rotating leaf and is covered in case of rain. So team apple.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Didn't even know Lowly Worm. Psh.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I like foxes they are cute, and this one is gonna make wine I guess, so it's my pick!

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 4 points 1 year ago

I’m more of a dingo dog

[–] jellyhuemul@feddit.cl 4 points 1 year ago

rhino circus car everyday

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

/s

Probably Lowly Worm as well.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Surprised there's no Mr. Fixit

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ActionHank@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Mustard only?! I am definitely the dog in the hot dog car.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

@moistbones@lemmy.world Found your car

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